#twilight shit post

[avacadovark-faerie]

In twilight do you think Renesme had to be potty trained or did she just know because she was supposed to be fully mature as an adult mentally?

[nvmnd]

rip rosalie hale you would've loved vigilante shit by taylor swift

[the-ferret-of-fandoms]

When your girlfriend looks like your mom when she was younger.

[thegamingcatmom]

Imagine classic vampire rules applying to Twilight vampires.

And now imagine Tanya needing to be invited in by MC.

...Do you realize the gravity of that situation?

...

Tanya, after exactly 2 minutes of waiting to be invited in:

[phil-dwyer-stan-account]

Forgive me if someone else has already thought of this. But fuck the Breaking Dawn trial. I don’t want to see them stand around and talk. I DONT want to see Alice’s vision of them fighting in the movie. I want to see a huge baseball game between the Cullens + the witnesses vs the Volturi. If the Cullens win they’re innocent and if they lose they’re guilty.

Everyone including the volturi wear baseball uniforms but the volturi’s have black capes.

Supermassive black hole plays in the background.

Renasty is the baseball.

My heart is content.

[bite-me-didyme]

@finitetwilight here u go father

[depressionchair]

OK SO

Harry Potter exists within the twilight universe right?

So the movies must exist. And Bella being the book work she is, definitely read all the book and watched all the movies. She notices something while watching Goblet of Fire- edward looks eerily like Cedric.

Bella confronts him. Edward admits that the real reason he broke up with her in New Moon was so he could go film GoF and he didn’t want to take Bella, he was too scared she would leave him for Tom Felton

[emmettmc-heart-y]

Wait. How can Edward float in the water during the honeymoon? Aren’t vampires basically just like rocks???