#eggxellent

[poopingturtles]

YOOOOO I HAD TO DO IT ON EM #foodstagram #foodporn #improud #chefbitch #eggxellent

[brokenpilot]

once in 8th grade there was this kid who used to sleep in class and whose last name was literally chicken and for his birthday we bought him like a 100 eggs and told him he laid them while he was sleeping