#eggyposts

[egyptianguard]

normal person: games today? horse: games toNEIGH? a second, father of 2, horse: games toHAY?

[egyptianguard]

gonna say this LOUD and PROUD

wegmans has THE best pizza and THE best chocolate milk in the entire world. both store brand. nothing else comes even CLOSE to the perfection that wegmans pizza and chocolate milk is

[egyptianguard]

sign outside my house that says "no soliciting, you will be vaporized by my evil death laser." and have some suspiciously openable looking roof panels installed on my roof

[egyptianguard]

I can disassemble and reassemble an RC car in 3 hours tops but if you place me infront of a computer running hammer editor and tell me to make a skybox or lighting or a slope i will start crying and throwing up

[egyptianguard]

annnnnd post

@synthia-txt

[egyptianguard]

i think i found him guys

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[egyptianguard]

i fr don't give the slightest shit what you look like

oh? your "ugly"? ok cool wanna go see minions and play bo3 splitscreen later

you don't "look cute"? alright whatever you say wanna go fishing and then throw bricks at cop cars