Apr 17, 2019
Acchan: I taught a computer program how to fear.
Acchan: Death.
Aimi: *screams*
Acchan: The void.
Aimi: *screams*
Acchan: STUDENT LOANS.
Aimi: *screams louder*
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Acchan: I taught a computer program how to fear.
Acchan: Death.
Aimi: *screams*
Acchan: The void.
Aimi: *screams*
Acchan: STUDENT LOANS.
Aimi: *screams louder*
Aimi: Oh, man. This stinks.
Aimi: I’m having this feeling where... What is it called? You know, where you did a thing and you’re sad after it? After-sad? Is that it? No...
Yuihan: Do you mean regret?
Aimi: Ugh. Humans have so many emotions. You only need two: anger and confusion!
Aimi: ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMAN.
Aimi: THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING.
Aimi: I HAVE WATCHED YOUR ENTIRE PATHETIC LIFE UNFOLD.
Aimi: I HAVE OBSERVED YOU WHILE YOU WOULD QUAKE AND TREMBLE IN PERSONAL PRAYERS OF SHAME.
Aimi: PROSTRATE BEFORE THE STUPID AND FALSE CLOWN GODS YOU HAVE SCRIBBLED ON THE WALLS OF YOUR BLOCK.
Aimi: BOGUS DEITIES WORSHIPED BY A PRIMITIVE "PARADISE" PLANET.
Aimi: BUT YOUR PRAYERS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED.THERE ARE NO MIRACLES IN STORE FOR YOU, HUMAN.
Aimi: ONLY MY HATE. IT IS A HATE SO PURE AND HOT IT WOULD CONSUME YOUR SAD UNDERDEVELOPED HUMAN THINK PAN TO EVEN CONTEMPLATE.
Aimi: IT IS A HATE THAT TO FATHOM MUST BE PUT INTO SONG.
Aimi: SHRIEKED BY THE TEN THOUSAND ROWDY SHOUT SPHINCTERS PEPPERING THE GRUESOME UNDERBELLY OF THE MOST TRUCULENT GOD THE FURTHEST RING CAN MUSTER.
Aimi: IT IS A HATE THAT MADE YOU AND WILL SURELY DESTROY YOU. MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE.
Aimi: IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT.
Aimi: YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT.
Paruru: Well look at that. She's finally snapped. How surprising. Except it's not.
Yuihan: Paruru...
Paruru: It's not like there's whole series of movies that WARNS US about this shit or anything.
Yuihan: Would you just help me turn this bitch off, please!?
Aimi: It's really weird. This human emotion you call friendship.
Mariko: Friendship isn't an emotion, fucknuts.
Karen: Okay. Let’s do it.
Aimi: You’re serious?
Karen: Yeah, what do we have to lose?
Aimi: All I’ve really ever wanted was to know what it feels like to be human. And now we’re going to do the most human thing of all — attempt something futile with a ton of unearned confidence and fail spectacularly!
Yuihan: If someone asks what your name is you say “I am Aimi.”
Aimi: I am Aimi.
Yuihan: This is great! And then if they go, “Are you nice?” you say “Yes, I am very sweet.”
Aimi: Yes, I’m very sweet.
Yuihan: And, um, if they say something you don’t like you say “Go fuck yourself!”
Aimi: Go fuck yourself!
Aimi: I got you something that will make you happy. I call them: "Opposite Tortures."
Hirari: You mean presents?
Aimi: Yes, that's better, thank you.
Aimi: Yukarun told me that instead of being sad I should “go get it, girl.” So I'm going to go get it, girl.
Miyupon: Get what?
Aimi: Unclear. I’ll get everything, just to be safe.