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[negromalungo-blog]

[drcatpizza]

I’ve learnt so much

[sractheninja]

I know there are some fellow Halacious fans of this fantastic expert.  Merry...Christmas...? 

[churchhatesblogging-blog-blog]

So you married an Owlbear...

[al-spudkin]

There's a lot of obvious reasons, but I can tell you the top ten most obvious reasons. #10) Because #9) You know... #8) Seriously? #7) W-What? #6) C'mon! #5) They're so obvious... #4) You really don't know? #3) You want a clue? #2) A miniature couch, for obvious reasons. #1) The obvious reasons.

eWhat are the obvious reasons?

[al-spudkin]

Forcing a woman to love you is a good idea. First, you have to put on a tuxedo or other special suit. Then lather yourself up in some cologne to cover up the unacceptable odors; or "the odors that come from below" as I call them. Also make sure your hair is smooth and sleek like a chipmunk. Then get a dozen red roses and go to a place where there's lots of women. Probably a women's restroom or a women's shower is a good place. The women there will have no choice but to love you because of how irresistible you look and how good you smell. Plus they'll be mostly undressed in case they want to engage in activities with you.

eHow do I force women to love me?