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113 - Baldwin Apple
Anonymous "Ah, Don Flutterccini, so good to meet you. I was wondering if we could go into a little business arrangement. I've got a good racket going in Appleossa (the usual cider, gambling, loan sharking) and I was wonder if, If I where to say... Give you about 25% of every profit I make, would you be willing to lend me some muscle? The buffalo are nice and all, but some ponies just don't seem intimidated by them. - B. Apple"
EJ FD
105 - ENTER EHPPLEJACK
ENTER: Ehpplejack (EJ)
ROLE: Negotiator
WEAPON OF CHOICE: Hockey Stick
Howdy! 'S great to finally meet the lot of ya. Y'might know me, I still run the apple farm, but I've really mellowed out a lot since I went up to visit some family in Vanhoover. Decided to do a whole tour o' the Frozen North. Whinnypeg, Trottawa, Mountreal, went across the whole dang continent. Even went up further north to check out Whitehorse. Not all that impressive. Just kinda a big colony'a albino ponies.
Anywho, I'm back down in Ponyville and havin' a great ol' time. You ask it, I'll answer it!
104 - ENTER CAPITAL R
ENTER: Capital R (CR)
ROLE: Fashion/PR, Ponyville Mafia
WEAPON OF CHOICE: Switchblade
So, the Don came to me and asked, "Hey R, what do you want me to draw for your portrait for your big introduction post?" And that got me thinking. How should I want to be portrayed to the masses? It should be realistic, it should... reflect my current state of being, but also, it should show me in a content fashion. Happy with what I'm doing. Working hard, and working for the mob, but pleased with myself.
So, I figured, the main thing that still gives me solace in this world. Sewing for my friends. It's nice. When I SAW the Don, I noticed a ripped seam in her vest. So, I up and decided it was time to make her a new one. Here you can see my sewing the lining in. This is only one part of it, though. There are modifications and extra components needed to account for her wings and neck and hooves and the buttons and all that, so if it looks unimpressive, that's because so far, it is.
That said, I do still take pride in my work. I'll make pretty much whatever the other mobsters ask me to, since I like helping out my friends. One time, Kidd asked me to make a carrying case for one of her bats, and I had it ready within the hour.
Point being, if you want any of my opinions, or just feel like asking me whatever comes to your mind, feel free to. I might not... seem as approachable as I once may have, but I'll still treat your questions with respect and give you the full answer you most surely deserve.
16 - Currency
skarlet-bloodwraith "Good Evening, I am Skarlet and I need a favor. I am trying to leave the country to go back to my homeland, but apparantly the money I have on me isn't an acceptable currency in Equestria. So basically, I need 3 train tickets to all points west. I'm a reliable pony, so I'll pay you back when you ask, I tend to pick up loot when I raid dungeons. Thank you."
FD
7 - Pinecones
askthatonecynicalpony "I heard you stuff pinecones into ponies' mouths as some kind of sick torture device. What's up with that?"
FD
Haywaii Trip - Day 4
Yeah, here's where the trip started goin' shitty. I went to the place AppleBoom was supposed to be stayin' and what do you know? Fuckin' empty. They took everything. Furniture, floors, cupboards, everything but the--oh, wait. Yeah. They took the kitchen sink, too.
So, the task wouldn't be as easy as I figured. I was hopin' to find Boom loungin' around all lazy, and that I could just tell off the little scamp, maybe help her with the mission or whatever. But no, looks like she got ransacked or whatever, so I had to make some more calls.
Ehpplejack told me the whole plan. The big facility the Flower Gang was runnin' in this volcanic crater, the lab they'd set up for Boom to make an explosive so huge it'd turn the ground into magma temporarily to hide the evidence, all that stuff. So, I had to pack up my shit and head over to try and infiltrate the place MYSELF and see if they had the dang kid.
Haywaii Trip - Day 3
So, I went ahead and made some calls about the Flowers. Ehppleack said Boom was doin' some kinda mission and hadn't made contact. Spent most of the day checkin' out the view one last time before I had to WASTE the rest of my trip searchin' for the little brat. Barely even fuckin' got settled in.
16 - Currency
skarlet-bloodwraith "Good Evening, I am Skarlet and I need a favor. I am trying to leave the country to go back to my homeland, but apparantly the money I have on me isn't an acceptable currency in Equestria. So basically, I need 3 train tickets to all points west. I'm a reliable pony, so I'll pay you back when you ask, I tend to pick up loot when I raid dungeons. Thank you."
FD
