#eijulious

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LOUIS, ALLEY, AND THE POTENZA'S LITERALLY BEING COLD BLOODED THO SO THEY HAVE TO ACTIVELY SEEK WARMTH FROM THEIR S/O'S.

Louis will always cuddle up with Eiji and Juliette but especially during the winter months because it can get HARD on him. He shivers and normal jackets can't help so he mostly stays inside and Juliette has a heated pool in there to keep himself and Alley happy. But also, he totally uses it as an excuse to keep his s/o's close. He would also be all: "I also get warmer faster with bare skin contact so~" and Eiji just flicks his nose and he's all: "We'll just take our shirts off. Right, Juliette?" and Juliette is all: "I mean...we should be thorough if we want to warm him up-" and Eiji just gives her this deadpan stare.

ALLEY AND KANA MAY BE ON AND OFF BUT KANA IS SO GODDAMN WARM THAT ALLEY PHYSICALLY WON'T LET HER GO DURING WINTER. He just lays on top of her and cuddles her and she just tells him to get off BECAUSE SHE HAS TO DO HERO WORK and he's all: "That can wait-" and snuggles into her shoulders because she's SO WARM AND NICE♡ He also totally just buries himself under her many blankets AND WILL EVEN INFILTRATE HER WOLVES CUDDLE PILE. Like he's just in the corner and they're all sleeping on top of him and Juliette screams because he's COVERED in fur.

Amias totally uses this as an excuse to be with Eros and tbh, his servants are more than happy because COLD WEATHER BRINGS OUT THE WORST IN HIM. And he's already pretty bad. So when he cuddles next to Eros and Eros wraps his large warm arms around him, Amias just hugging him tightly and nuzzling his face into his chest. But heaven forbid he has to leave Eros because he's all: "THIS BETTER BE IMPORTANT OR SOMEONE IS BECOMING GOLD." but also, like, he vacations some where warm and takes some time off for crime because HE HATES BEING COLD and because he wants to rub sun screen all over Eros-

Felicia definetly gets cold easily too just bc of the Potenza dragon DNA so her just clinging to James-Dean more when they go out. James-Dean also getting her warmer coats and stuff but also, WOULD NOT MIND CUDDLING HER. In my mind, he would be a little unhinged and make the Iceberg lounge a bit colder just so she can cling to him all the time and she'll sit on his lap and cuddle him. Yes, Amias is a lot more easily upset but he can deal with that because Felicia is kissing his neck and her arms are holding him nice and tight. I can see him just getting a heating pad for her as well but also, cute moment where he warms her hands with his own and she briefly is the one whose all flustered and shy.

NEVAEH MIGHT BE COLD BLOODED TOO? So basically she can survive freezing temperatures but that doesn't mean she enjoys them but NINA SEEING THIS AS AN ABSOLUTE WIN because Nevaeh just puts on a jacket and puts Nina inside of her jacket so not only does Nina not have to walk but she can by her alien gf's titties and be her personal heater-

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NO BECAUSE I DO NEED TO POST MORE WHOLESOME EIJULIOUS CONTENT BUT EIJI LOVES HIS LITTLE BABY SO MUCH. Like, he always wanted a little girl so he loves when April wears cute frilly dresses and stuff and he's SO PROTECTIVE. He hates when men even look at his child and he'll be polite to women but he doesn't like it when they try to touch his daughter without permission, like even if it is to fix her hair because April is so uncomfortable with it.

Eiji is also protective of April in his own way because she's the youngest and stuff and he DOES want to help Louis parent April despite their very different parenting styles and Juliette often times has to be a mediator. Like, Eiji wants April to be smart and speak her mind no matter what but Louis doesn't want her to be too much like Seiji who often talks a lot of shit he can't back up and sasses everyone so Juliette just being all: "SHE MAY BE OUR DAUGHTER BUT I AM HER MOTHER. I GET THE FINAL SAY." and they both back off.

They would do their best to try and communicate parenting tips to Juliette because they don't want to confuse her but more importantly, she stresses herself already with April. Like April got hurt and Juliette blames herself for it and Eiji is all: "Juliette...kids scrape their knees. It happens all the time."

Louis: "Yeah, doll, and it ain't a bad thing. We can't just protect her forever, no matter how much we want too."

Eiji: "As parents, its our job to prepare her for the world. But trust me, you're doing a good job."

and Louis kisses her cheek as Eiji just hugs her and he's all: "You're a good mother, okay?"

and Juliette smiles and hugs them back and says: "And your BOTH good fathers...I love you." and they smile and kiss her face.

ALSO LOUIS IS THE OLDEST SO HE ISN'T AS GOOD WITH TECHNOLOGY, Eiji is Denji's older brother so he's fairly well versed, and Juliette definetly has a relatively good amount of knowledge of technology but Louis is always just giving his phone to Juliette and Eiji because he's struggling with, like, why its running so slow and it turns out he never clear out the tab queue on his internet.

BUT ALL THREE OF THEM NOT BEING ABLE TO FIGURE SOMETHING OUT and they KNOW they have to ask Seiji but they're all: "Jules, you do it. He won't make fun of you as much."

Juliette: "He's YOUR kid, Eiji, you ask him for help?"

Louis: "He don't make fun of me but I know he wants to and it makes it worse-"

and Seiji groans and he's all: "...Is there something you guys need?"

Juliette: "...Your father accidentally deleted some important documents-"

Eiji: "JULIETTE-"

Louis: "BOY, DON'T YELL AT HER LIKE IT AIN'T TRUE-"

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I'LL BE ON LATER BUT YEAH, NO, EIJULI. I love that because the Yamisoka's aren't super close that when Eiji just showed up with Louis, they immediately assumed that he was just bringing his business friend around SO WHEN LOUIS KISSED JULIETTE WHEN EIJI WASN'T AROUND, ALL OF HIS SIBLINGS WEREN'T AWARE THEY WERE MARRIED.

Like Akira laughed and tried to hide it. Ahmya was all: "I knew it." and Hibiki's eyes go wide. Hana was the only one who Eiji invited to attend the wedding so she was just confused why everyone was acting so surprised. Kagami just looked away and pretended she didn't see anything. MEANWHILE, Denji was all: "D-Do we do something about that-" but then Hibiki covered his eyes.

THE ENTIRE TIME, AKIRA WAS ALL: "PLEASE, PLEASE, P L E A S E LET ME TELL HIM-" and when he did, Eiji was all: "I mean, yes, he is my husband. It makes sense he'd kiss our wife."

Ahmya: "You insatiable little manwho-"

Hibiki, signing: "We just wanted to make sure."

and Akira was all: "Aw, so she wasn't cheating? That's no fun!"

So the next time Juliette and Louis see Akira, he just glares at them and they look at Eiji and Eiji is all: "He's mad I'm married twice and he couldn't maintain the one marriage-"

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TBH I NEED TO POST MORE EIJULIOUS THINGS THAT AREN'T SMUT *I can not help it, Juliette living her best life with her giant husband's puts me in heat-*

BUT GOD, THEM HAVING DAYS WHERE THERE ARE NO KIDS AND INSTEAD OF SEX, THEY JUST HAVE AN ENTIRE DAY TO SPOIL EACH OTHER. Louis carrying all of Eiji and Juliette's bags as they try on clothes. LOUIS IS ZERO HELP PICKING OUT CLOTHES, like Eiji walks out in those sexy compression shirts and Juliette is all: "Orange definetly looks better on you than me but red brings out your abs more-" and Eiji is all: "True. Louis, what do you think?" and Louis is all: "YOU GUYS LOOK GOOD IN EVERYTHING, I'M SO STRESSED-"

Days where they just close the Bloody Bijou and they're signing karaoke on the stage and stuff or like, the Gator Gang playing songs for them and Juliette giggling as she's in one husband's arms and the other goes to swoop her but then SHE POUTS WHEN EIJI SNATCHES LOUIS FROM HER.

Times where Eiji collapses on the bed and takes a nap and when he wakes up; Juliette is laying on his chest and he's realizing he's using Louis's chest as a pillow and he smiles and goes back to bed and dreams with them.

GOD, THEM AT THE POOL, Louis just doing a Canonball dive and he goes to the edge of the pool and he wolf whistles as Eiji rubs sunscreen on Juliette's back and Juliette smiling while Eiji rolls his eyes.

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Also, I'm going to be honest: Eiji and Louis would care about their sons but their sons wouldn't see them as father figures. Seiji doesn't like it when Louis tries to parent him, he makes it very clear and again, he was like this with Juliette. Louis does care for him but the best you can hope for these two is that they at least get along with each other. Seiji will also get along with Alley and maybe even get along with him like a brother. Alley is the same way with Eiji, he has a hard time trying to get to know him as a dad and Eiji does care for him but they're also different. Alley is WAAAY to energetic for Eiji at times so Eiji just having to ask him to tone it down but Alley is all: "But...this is my normal tone..." and Eiji starts to feel bad BUT HE AND LOUIS ARE JUST SO LOUD-

They both see Juliette as their mom, though. But at the end of the day, their dads are their dads and they were brought up completely differently from each other. So Eiji doesn't really tell Alley what to do and if he has a problem, he can talk to Louis. And the same with Louis and Seiji because Louis has definetly tried to talk to Seiji or parent him and Seiji didn't take him seriously because, you know, it's SEIJI.

But yeah, they're still a relatively happy family and they will help Juliette parent April.