Miriam is the principal one I wanted to use for this, because she is fucked up. But less than I thought! I have worse! :D Just look at my darlings Eisin (charname from Baldur's Gate 1) and Sulri (from Dragon Age: Origins) below ^^ Ilanlas (also from Dragon Age: Origins) is... fine.
Found a fun character chart made by @sophisticatedchaoss and had to run a few ocs through it ^^ Here's the original! @bumblerhizal @layalu do you want to do this one too for your guys? 👀👀👀
Explanation under the cut
Khêd Brosca: NO BARK, WEAK BITE. Technically a good fighter, but... Local depressed man says he's tired, leave him alone.
Miriam Basri: NO BARK, HORRIFIC BITE. If you bark, they'll just know to watch out for a bite. Don't give them that kind of warning.
Ychrakh: SMALL BARK, INTERMEDIATE BITE. He's a low-level barbarian, hence the bite, but he also has low wisdom and average int, which brings his bark down.
Astala Tabris: SMALL BARK, HORRIFIC BITE. She could be so much more opinionated and vocal about all the shit that's happening to her. Instead she takes it and takes it and takes it until she bites, and then she bites.
Archibald Elridge: INTERMEDIATE BARK, INTERMEDIATE BITE. The definition of average. Despite being a charisma character and his Eldritch Blast packing a punch, he prefers not being seen and noticed too much thank you!
Ilanlas Mahariel: BIG BARK, HORRIFIC BITE. Can and will fuck you up, can and will trash talk, but he can also just as likely get so angry he can't string a coherent sentence together anymore.
Eisin (baahlspawn): INTERMEDIATE BARK, CATASTROPHIC BITE. Do not let her bite. She has cannibalistic urges. Again, do not. Her talking game meanwhile is average. She's more of a wisdom character
Sulri Aeducan: CATASTROPHIC BARK, HORRIFIC BITE. She's a career politician. She can ruin your reputation in a heartbeat. And if she has to, she will do her assassinations herself.
Guida: CATASTROPHIC BARK, WEAK BITE. She loves talking and she loves talking your ear off and she will talk your ear off ^^ She technically has a lot of firepower too, but her offensive capabilities suffer on account of the Easy to Distract.
I very seldomly talk about her, but I have written a one-chapter fic about my Baldur's Gate 1 baahlspawn Eisin, in case you want to check it out:
Wordcount: 1,371 words
Rating: Teen and up
Warnings: canonical character death, mention of animal death, and Eisin being a little weird about death
They have been ambushed on their way to the Friendly Arm Inn; in a desperate attempt to save her, Gorion tells Eisin to run while he fights their opponents. Eisin does...
... and finally feels like she can be herself.
A character study of my charname Eisin, who did not have a strong reaction to Gorion's death at all