Aug 16, 2024
Wait...? What the fuck bro! You telling me my maidenless ass would have met a friendlier Malenia and she would call me "Sweet Tarnished". Instead of Blade of Miquella on sight!! ........... inhales deeply......, sigh ~
"CURSE YOU, BAYLE!!!
I HEREBY VOW! YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!!
Solid of scale you might be, FOWL DRAGON...
But I will RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN HIDE!
WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS!
WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING!!
NYAAAAAAHHHHG!!!!!!"