*Knock Knock*
Coming!... *the door unlocks and Brown opens the door to a not very pretty Harris*
Honey, I'm home! Igotabitlostinthevastdesertbut-
*Brown immediately goes in to embrace Harris, unconsciously lifting him lightly up in the air. Just to check if he's actually there*
ow ow OW You have a strong grip for a missionary...
GARY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NEVER DO THIS AGAIN OR I'LL STRANGLE YOU, YOU DICK! IT'S BEEN HOURS! I WAS WORRIED YOU DIED OUT THERE... Which looking back now you mentioned death and dying A LOT.
WOW WAIT! I HAVE CACTI SPIKES SOMEWHERE ON MY BODY AND I CAN'T FEEL WHERE!!!
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW! Do you need anything? Water, bandages, to go to the HOSPITAL?
I don't need anything! I'm finnneee.
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You've got to be fucking kidding, Gary we're taking care of you GO INSIDE! Sit down, drink some water, do something with yourself that isn't actively dying!
*Brown puts Harris back down onto his feet, and without letting him go anywhere out of his sight he carefully pushes him inside their motel room*
You're overheated, probably dehydrated, and in pain. I'll get the water, you sit down and this is going to be okej...
...Did you know that you're kind of hot when you're being assertive?
This is not getting you out of having a talk with me about everything you did, also I'm confiscating the shirt.
NOOOO! MY SHIRT!!