#electricgraffiti

[blakewritesblog]

I don’t support #toxicmasculinity but I do support wearing #toxicgraffiti print leggings at the gym. #chestday #gymtime #finnasweat . . . EDIT: I’m dumb. The style is #electricgraffiti not toxic graffiti. However, I think toxic graffiti would be a great variant of these. @kapowmeggings if you want to do a collab for a new design, HMU

[gyzym]

So after reading Carpe Brewski, your Teddy/James fic, and your Sherlock Holmes AU, I'm pretty much convinced that you are a fully functioning alcoholic (like myself).

I CAN TOTALLY SEE HOW YOU WOULD THINK THAT, fhdsflhjdsf. However! I actually...don't like to drink all that much, honestly. Sometimes I find myself in the mood to get schwasted, and I spent/still spend a fair amount of time around drunk people, but generally speaking I'm a one-and-done kind of drinker, given a fairly loose definition of "one." 

Now, if you wanted to call me a stoner, thaaaaat I wouldn't object to. I smoke much less now than I did in college (and, you know, this blog Officially Does Not Condone Use of Illegal Substances blah blah whatever, please do not tell people you smoke because the girl on the internet named after semen told you to), but oh my god, I smoked sooooo much fucking weed in school. I just like the buzz better, I suppose, and I always had friends who preferred getting blazed to getting trashed/liked both equally, so it was never a thing. At any given party, you could generally find me only drinking one beer but packing at least two of the bowls being passed (I may or may not have attended a party school).

None of this applies, of course, when there is Jameson available. I will drink that shit like it's water and I am not even ashamed. 

IN CONCLUSION: PARTY RESPONSIBLY, EVERYONE