Chemistry Honors Project
We had to create our own element; and this was the spring of the year Trump got elected.
Can We Stump the Trump..idium???
(Insert picture of trump as a debbie cake here)
My element is Trumpidium.
This element was discovered by some unknown poor soul. Trumpidium was found in a garbage can near the US Mexico border screaming racist remarks, along with a small loan of a million dollars. The unknown person took it as a joke but it soon spiraled out of control.
If you hadn’t yet guessed, it’s named Trumpidium because someone took Donald Trump and smashed his face with rocks until it formed this new element. It’s symbol is TRS. This is short for trash.
While I may not be the discoverer, I am the lead scientist in the effort to destroy this mistake element. I went to Harvard at age eight and graduated by ten. I have created ten elements in my lab but nothing as terrifying as this. I have twelve nobel peace prizes and fifty plus science awards. I live in a house made of lab equipment because that's just how dedicated I am.
Trumpidium looks like a dirty escaped toupee with a red tint, because it’s always yelling offensive comments. It behaves like a baby, over reacting at any other element, and getting kicked off the element shows for sexism. Is it dangerous? One of the many hazards Trumpidium has, is it can infect the brain if mishandled, killing several IQ points in said person.
Once again, it’s found in either trash cans or the homes of rich, white, male politicians.
Trumpidium is used to build oppressive walls, and is the least racist element you’ve ever known. That’s it’s only use.
Other descriptors, this element isn’t afraid to speak its mind, which happens to be filled with racist and oppressive things. It also looks like a Hostess Zinger.
Please don’t let this element infect the minds of those around it. If you see a wild Trumpidium please step on it. Or throw it into the ocean.