https://www.tumblr.com/adelarsims/760615496507932672/tag-your-blorbos-with-onion-headlines-part-2 hab grade das hier gefunden, könnte man mal wieder ne Zuordnungsfrage für die Gang draus machen 😂
Also es war wirklich erschreckend leicht hier für jeden was zu finden 😂 Und manche Leute scheinen auch echt eine Onion-Headline-Personality zu haben (looking at you Elenore).
Ada
"4 Dark Lipstick Shades That’ll Make You Look Like A Sorceress With No Time For Foolish Goblins"
"Man Hates Being Put In Position Where He Has To Think, Feel, Or Act"
Elenore
"Inconveniencing Others Makes Me Feel Alive"
"Sister’s Deadbeat Boyfriend Doing Wonders For Rest Of Family’s Self-Esteem"
"Cool Ways to Flirt That Will Lead to Panic If They Actually Work"
"How to Avoid Negativity Now That You’re Over the Drama You Created"
Enya
"Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work"
"I Don’t Care If People Don’t Like Me, I Just Need a List of Who and Why Not (No biggie, I don’t even really care!)"
"I’m Not One Of Those People Who Goes Around Having Fun"
Gretchen
"My Life Would Make A Great Midseason Replacement Sitcom"
"Gifted, Passionate Student Really Stretching Limits Of School’s Resources"
"It’s Not An Easy Thing To Admit When You’re Wrong, And That’s Why I Won’t Do It"
Isaac
"Dying, Coming Back to Life and Other Ways to Avoid Defining the Relationship"
"Local Dumbass Knew What They Were Getting Themself Into But Did It Anyways"
Kade
"Local Teen Hates Life, Mom, Hair"
"Scientists Baffled By Man’s Incredibe Ability To Fuck Up Every Time"
Marpessa
"14-Year-Old Has Midlife Crisis"
"Why I Got Curtain Bangs and Draw Them Shut Whenever I’ve Had Enough"
Und für alle passt natürlich auch "Does Your Ex or Former Friend Haunt You? You Could Try Exorcism for Closure" und "I Am Tired Of These Constant Near-Death Experiences".
