ship meme - Elise and Jake
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - 5ever
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - pretty quickly
How was their first kiss? - teasing
Who is the best man/men? - Boo
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Lyri. She totally asked her mom
Who did the most planning? - Elise because she wanted it to be perfect for both of them
Who stressed the most? - Elise
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Chance and Oona
Who is on top? - Elise mostly
Who is the one to instigate things? - Pretty even
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - pretty damn long
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - A LOT of foreplay and play in general
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? - A few
How many children will they adopt? - Would not be opposed if the situation arose
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - they took turns
Who is the stricter parent? - Elise
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Jake
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Jake
Who is the more loved parent? - Depends on the kid
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Jake. Elise went once and nearly decked a teacher.
Who cried the most at graduation? - Neither
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Jake because Elise would say to just let them sit there for a day or two
Who does the most cooking? - Jake
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Jake, Elise will literally eat anything
Who does the grocery shopping? - Jake because he knows what they need
How often do they bake desserts? - depends on the day/time of year
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Jake eats mostly meat, Elise is like a goat and will eat anything
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Elise, but it’s more so taking him out somewhere nice
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Elise
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Elise in a heartbeat
Who cleans the room? - Elise is meticulous in cleaning
Who is really against chores? - neither
Who cleans up after the pets? - do kids count as pets?
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Neither
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Neither, the house is almost always cleaner than a hospital but still comfy and inviting
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Elise and she kept it
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Jake
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Elise is making a joke about putting Jake on a leash because she’s awful
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Not often anymore
What are their goals for the relationship? - To work through everything and make sure their kids are okay
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Jake post shifting
Who plays the most pranks? -`Elise tried once. It did not end well.
