#elijabeth

[lilbreck]

For your ask game... Elijah Mikaelson/Liz Forbes (gotta choose the old crack ship).

YES!!!

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

[nemesis729]

Welcome to the club, @strongbeautifulfulloflight. I didn't realize I needed this either until @lilbreck wrote Leave a Light On. And then I boarded the elijabeth ship and never looked back.

[lynyrdwrites]

Elijah and Liz interactions in the event that Klaus and Caroline get full on involved.

Ah, the Elijabeth.  Hello my old friend.

We need to be clear on one thing - Liz and Elijah totally banged first. I don’t make the rules, I just write them. The banged first, and then just continue to bang, and neither Forbes women can say anything really judgmental because they’re both making terrible, 1000 year old life choices that feel really, really good.

It’s awkward, okay? Because if it’s not Elijah catching Caroline attempting to sneak out the front door, then it’s Elijah sitting at the kitchen table with the newspaper, refusing to give Caroline the comics - because he never tries to sneak out, instead taking a twisted sort of glee in always. fucking. being. there. 

Caroline and Liz have to come up with a schedule so they never end up spending the night in the same place.  Because the brothers are competitive and... just... they want to be able to look at each other the next  day, okay?

Liz adopts Finn,   Yes, I am blatantly ripping this off from you, and I’m not sorry. Finn is Liz’s 1000 year old sad son, and I am making my home on this hill.  Caroline would hate it, except that Finn dislikes Elijah/Liz relationship probably even more than she does and it’s weirdly nice to have a pseudo-older brother?  Especially when Damon is being a dick.

They still have sex on Liz’s desk. It’s their favorite spot. Everyone knows this. Everyone is disturbed by this. It’s just A Thing they all must accept.

Bonus: There are tiny forehead kisses in the mornings, and for a moment Caroline is weak and thinks awww before remembering she hates everything.

Send me a ship/fandom and I’ll give you 5 headcanons

[lilbreck]

do you have any elijah/liz headcanons?

Elijah holds this view that Liz (despite her fondness for American beer) is a classy lady. This extends to the bedroom for him. He’s always shocked when Liz turns around and does something “scandalous” during sex. He nearly had a heart attack the first time she gave him a blowjob. Liz, of course, loves shocking him. He makes this adorable wide-eyed shocked face. She’s still trying to figure out how he can be shocked by her bold moves when he’s the one who constantly initiates semi-public sex where they nearly get caught.

Elijah loves taking Liz to wildly expensive places and exotic destinations. She protests and would be happy without it, but she secretly loves every second of it. Including his habit of taking her to expensive clothing shops and picking out clothes for her himself. She likes being taken care of. ;)

Liz is pretty sure that at least half the reason that Elijah started to take an interest in her was because she was a mother. He’s constantly trying to play the part of father figure to Caroline (who’s so not having it) and gets... jealous when Bill comes around. Liz has given up trying to figure out if she should be unsettled by this or not.

Elijah was very protective of Liz once she turned. It got awkward. Kol will never stop making fun of him for it.

[nemesis729]

So for my elijabeth accidental sex that involved dirty talk, Liz, at someone’s suggestion, is reading badly written porn. She reads the dirty talk out loud while Elijah is in the room.

[nemesis729]

Snippet 2

Liz snorted as she read the sentence. No amount of squinting made the sentence seem any less weird. “Oh, God. I love the smell of your thing,” she read aloud. She frowned. If she weren’t so mortified by the literary atrocity in front of her, she would have noticed someone entering the room. “Really? Thing? She couldn’t even say cock? You’re about to have sex, not try and give a teenager the Talk! And that guy found that sexy?!”

[nemesis729]

Right now, I have a plot bunny where Liz and Caroline are dragons in a supernatural society where the Mikaelsons are basically royalty. They run a private detective agency, Forbes & Forbes. I want to do a Sherlock Holmes and Watson dynamic for the mother and daughter duo. There’s klaroline, elijabeth, and the Chaos Twins. 

I’m currently writing the “sex pollen” elijabeth story that is set in this universe. So far, Kol and Enzo had something to do with the sex pollen thing. Enough said. 

[nemesis729]

I'm not legitimately writing a full elijabeth fic. I'm just writing as many snippets as I can while the inspiration strikes.