#elit3

[meltaeing]

How did they even write the script like,,

*pulls paper out of hat* "Omar will-"

*throws dart* "-cheat on Ander who happens to suffer from-"

*opens biology textbook* "-leukemia, with-"

*flips tarrot card* "-Malick, the boyfriend of-"

*tosses coin* "-his own sister!"

[nodamageafterall]

“Te perdono...”

[thisgameissonintendo]

can we talk about this please

[auriants]

"Es por la qiumio. Tengo cáncer. Tendréis muchas preguntas, pero para eso está la Wikipedia."

[incorrect-elite]

Omar: what time is it?

Ander: time to be depressed

Rebeca: (slaps hand over Anders mouth) it’s three ‘o clock

[searchicons]

like/reblog if you save

[luci-hemwin-evanson]

If Valerio doesnt get an STD this season it’s gonna be a miracle

[belenstilinski24]

Imagine just..

Valerio *closing the winery*: ok everybody great job! See you all early tomorrow, so no funny business tonight okay? *closes door behind everyone*

Valerio : *picks up phone *

Rebeka: So... it’s on tonight! same place right?

Valerio: On my way, hey... everyone’s gonna be there right?

Rebeka: Thats what they said, but I can’t contact Samu tho, Guzman and I had been waiting on him for hours, you didn’t hear from him right?

Valerio : Haven’t seen him since the last incident... *looks outside* I think this time he’s not here

Rebeka: He’s not picking up his phone either... I’m seriously about to call Pilar sht maybe even...

Valerio: DONT! Do not call her ok! You know how she gets and last thing I want it’s her coming here all nervous and stuff mending in my business. I can’t deal with that again *looks outside another window* hey... I’ll let you know ok...

*Samu’s bike is “hidden” between some bushes*

Valerio: YOU KNOW IM NOT CALLING HER AGAIN

Valerio: IM SERIOUS! GET OUT!

Valerio: *underbreath* As if I don’t have enough with her weekly texts asking for updates

*finds him under a bench *

*picks Samu from the collar of the uniform jacket* WTF DUDE ONE NIGHT ALL I WANT ITS ONE PEACEFUL NIGHT! EVERY NIGHT IN THIS PLACE WORKING! STUDYING! But you don’t care right? I haven’t gone out in WEEKS *phone rings* FUCKKKK

Valerio: CARLA! Sweetheart how you’re doing? How’s everything? Everything’s great over here btw! What time is it over there again?

Carla: Valerio I’m not in the mood ok, it’s 3 am I’m on my way to the airport, I need you to pick me up

Valerio: what? I thought you were coming over for the weekend? It’s only Wednesday..

Carla: this is serious! Guzman called me.. they haven’t seen Samuel in 3 hours.. I’m on my way! *hungs up*

Valerio: Seriously dude.. you have no dignity? miss her? Why don’t you try Idk.. calling her! FaceTime ever heard of it? Skype? HERE HAVE MY PHONE

(Underbreath) you know I would quit... if she only let me