#elizabite

[thedza]

Waiting for Flapman or How To Win the Hamilton Lottery

Remember when Lin wasn’t too busy beat boxing on The Electric Company he was swindling Big Bird and trying to gentrify Sesame Street?

We’re gonna try and catch Hamilton on Wednesday. Far fetched? You bet but having just decided to go into business for myself I don’t foresee any freetime for a couple years and it was @elizabite‘s birthday last week. If she has any chance of seeing this man in Hamilton it’s got to be now. We’re taking a page from this article. Do any of you native friends on the East Coast have any other suggestions or a line on tickets this Tuesday or Wednesday? It never hurts to ask, right?

[naimhe-jeanne]

elizabite said: Awesome! What’s your secret?!? I need to get there!

Split up with your husband, worry about money constantly, then have a difficult break up with a boyfriend, become the topic of malicious gossip, have a major depression, acquire three cyber stalkers and a prowler, start smoking two packs of cigs a day and only eat a little bit once a day. It’s working for me.

Then again, you might want to try a different approach.

[do-over]

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Elizabeth, I love how surprising you are, and continue to be.

I remember when I first started following you, all those years ago.  I had an expectation of what I’d see from you, and damned if you don’t jump out of that box on the regular.  Girl, you got the power and the brains and the beauty and the booty, you’ve also got limited tolerance for fuckery and huge helpings of bravery and a side order of snark.  Easier to ask, what’s not to love?

[thedza]

Waiting for a slice of banana to turn into a bagel

[thedza]

Bloody Show

[thedza]

Are y'all ready to turn #chsh into a baby shower?

Take care of my pregnant lady and make sure she holds in that baby until she gets back. I'm counting on you guys!

[thedza]

Ah cha cha cha