#ellen meme

[solidsnakesasscheeks]

Me on Ellen

Ellen: So I hear you’re a fan of Solid Snake

Me: yeah

*the sound of clapping cheeks gets closer and closer*

Me: Oh my god Ellen you didn’t?!!

[asroarke]

[dexvoan]

ladybug on ellen

ellen: so i heard you like adrien agreste

ladybug: haha yeah

*chat noir walks on stage*

ladybug: what the fuck

[small-lizard]

Me on Ellen

Ellen: so I heard you like warrior cats

Me: yeah!

*a bunch of feral cats are released into the studio*

Me: omg ellen you didn’t

[selkie-elf]

me on ellen 

 ellen: i heard u like the adventure zone 

 me: yeah? 

 [ static starts to fill my head as my life and knowledge is fed to fisher] 

 me: omg ellen u... 

 me:.... 

me:...who? 

[lesbianversememe]

me on ellen

ellen: so i hear youre a big fan of women

me: yeah

*women start propelling down from the rafters, come out from under everyones seats, and running onto the set, they everywhere, they’re in the audience, they’re taking over, we can’t breath*

me: oh my god you shouldn’t have

[blackwell-academys-airdrop]

Ellen: So I heard you like beans.

Frank: Yeah.

[Ellen reveals a back room containing a lifetime's supply of beans]

Frank: OMG Ellen you didn't

[connqr]

me on Ellen

ellen: so I heard you like outlast

me: yeah

*all the lights go off*

me, pulling out my camera and turning on night vision mode: omg Ellen u didn’t