sky.. i had to get away to make sure she couldn’t hear me while I’m typing this but.. black swan — she.. she.. eats her sandwiches weird. now i know what you’re thinking you’re probably like ‘ellie!!! how do you eat a sandwich weird?!1!1’ well, im here to tell you that she eats the classic pb & j in the fashion that a serial killer might
she.. she eats the peanut butter side first, and then she eats the one with the jelly. two individual pieces of toast. p and then the j..
as someone who fucks with a good pb AND j NOT AND THEN, i was completely distraught to find this happen right in front of my face. i cant tell if she’s tormenting me or if this is real, but im so fucking scared. what if i bring her a cheesesteak home one day — IS SHE GONNA OPEN THE SANDWICH AND SOMEHOW SEPARATE THE MELTED CHEESE FROM THE STEAK AND EAT ONE SIDE WITH THE STEAK AND THEN ANOTHER WITH THE CHEESE???
oh god she’s coming back and she has a plate in her hand
blink twice to call for help, ellie!!!!
she sounds crazy tbh... im scared for you!!
@soltuneia