so there's this stuff called elmlea that i've never heard of before today? basically i went to get milk and stuff for my coffee but ended up splurging a little and buying cream and bailey's and wine as well, except i picked up this thing called elmlea double assuming it was cream. anyway i found out that it wasn't cream and it is in fact an emulsion of buttermilk and veggie oil or something like that but i was like eh close enough and it tastes like cream (and has less calories)
when i poured it straight into really hot coffee, it split and i like duh doy so in my next cup i decided i'd whip it and just put a dollop into my coffee (which i'm drinking out of my recyclable starbucks cup like a little hipstah) and i like poured a bit into a bowl and got my chopsticks and was revving myself up for some whipping action (aaayyy), like cooking mama style
and then it took like 5 seconds to whip up i'm not even kidding which is perfect because i'm so lazy


















