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OMG it’s Pi day

March 14 2015 1:59 pm YAAASSSS

I rsvped to this event on facebook back in grade 9 or something

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THE LONG LEGEND OF THE FRIDGE CRICKET

First there was steve. He chirped like a loud mofo under our fridge after a few crickets meant to feed my room mate's geckos got loose. One day I saw him leave his den of iniquity and I tried to relocate him to the gecko's cage. I failed and steve chirped loudly under the cage for a moment until we valiantly caught him and sacrificed him (as intended) to the great overlord JUDE. 

Then he was replaced and you could hear the cries of anguish from my room mates and me. Our friend dubbed her Katniss. And after many long weeks she too left her hiding place and moved to the radiator in the bathroom. Soon we caught her and she was not the winner of the hunger games.  

(There was another we killed quickly in-between but we didn't name it. )

and after a mostly cricket free christmas holidays we now have another fridge cricket ASSHOLE. AND HONESTLY I THINK it's 2 of them. GAWD. 

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Text from erin

Erin : Things that pop into my head while tryna fall asleep: yah adidas r cool but have I ever seen heelies?

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in other productive news

I went through all my clothes and got rid of as many as I possibly could without getting rid of it all. I actually hate my wardrobe. 

Is this a normal amount of things to own ?

Outerwear:

2 Blazers

4 coats 

1 in-between sweater and coat 

Bottoms :

1 pair of jeans

2 pairs of leggings

1 pair of sweatpants

1 pj set 

1 pair of boxers

2 pencils skirts

1 mini skirt

2 skater skirts 

1 petticoat

1 tye dye onesie (?) 

1 past it's time maxi skirt 

2 workout pants ; mid calf and mid length shorts 

tops :

3 sweater tops

2 black graphic tees

1 crop top

1 hideous going out shirt

2 long sleeved black shirts 

1 weird clingy white long sleeved shirt 

3 oversized sweaters (one uni sweater, one large with large holes, one christmas sweater) 

11 gross baggy sleep tees I never use (but couldn't stand to throw away) 

Dresses: 

6 semi formal dress

2 day dresses 

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I started watching Gossip Girl

and it's lead to an identity crisis of why am I not as beautiful as chace crawford ?

I'm watching more until I'm beautiful

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so I was cruising round facebook at this odd hour when I decided to click a video a girl I went to high school with posted

AND HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHE CAN SING. REALLY WELL. and it sounds NOTHING like how I thought she'd sound.

BUT LIKE IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

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erin and I are talking about baby names.

my favs are all pretentiously hipster mostly from pretentiously hipster films. 

Boys 

my favs:  keiran (culkin), thurston( from daydream nation) , raleigh (same as previous) , leland (dog the bounty hunters son LOL) 

runners up: Soren (like from cracked.com), seth (seth green was my 1st crush), Hunter, Patrick, ezra (not gonna lie pretty little liars)

Girls ( don't have nearly as many)

Favs: ione (dentention) , Pascale (old french teachers daughter), 

others: Imogen (down to you) Sahara (I really liked that mathew mconheayyayd movie way back when), Iris (the goo goo dolls) 

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erin: how many condoms u think they brought to atlantis ?

me: I'm putting this on tumblr

erin: how many pads/tampons do u think they brought

erin: did they bring a janitor

erin: did they bring someone to cut hair

erin: did they bring a cook

erin: what about a plumber

erin: i have so many questions