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I think I ordered the wrong Jellycat

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Y’all aren’t ready, elfie is abt to get harness trained so I can have her out and about as a shoulder parrot cat :D

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Elfie’s like a blooming onion: Greasy and frankly a little smelly

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Corporate wants you to spot the difference [There is none]

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Guys I love having a lil bs creechur 💕🫶🫶

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FAQ:

⋆.𐙚 ̊ Elphaba is an elf eared blue sphynx which is fancy jargon for she’s naked and has potato chip ears

⋆.𐙚 ̊ She goes by Elf, Elfie, Elfiki, feek, the creechur, and Elphaba

⋆.𐙚 ̊ She is 11 months old and was born June 25, 2025! Making her a Cancer queen

⋆.𐙚 ̊ No favorite food as the creechur consumes whatever she can get her grubby paws on

⋆.𐙚 ̊ Her skin feels soft, she feels pretty similar to an ear lobe. She also still grooms herself like a regular cat would.

⋆.𐙚 ̊ 50% zooms 50% rotting in bed with me

⋆.𐙚 ̊ Fun fact is I flew to Malibu, California to pick her lil ass up

⋆.𐙚 ̊ Older brother is Slow Loris, he’s a 6 y/o shorthair (certified bed rotter) who makes appearances on here. She loves annoying the living fuck outta him but he takes to it well.

⋆.𐙚 ̊ Roommates with @jimmyhoffathecat as well as Peepa Lee and her big brother Loris

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/elphabruhhhh?igsh=MTJrYnlrbGczMjRkcw%3D%3D&utm_source=qr

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@elphabruhhhh?_r=1&_t=ZP-96rPAO5SWHG

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Hi hi! I haven’t used Tumblr in ages but I’m bored on a flight and was facetiming Jimmy’s mom last night and we got talking abt tumblr so here we are!! I mostly post Elf on Tiktok and sometimes on Insta where her handle is the same :-)

I’m Elphaba’s Mom/Dad/Parent i use they/he pronouns, I also own Loris and a gecko named Corndog that you might see!!

Cannot wait for summer when I can take the feek out and about in her new travel bag and go do things