#elri talks

[ninjaotta]

something i haven’t seen anyone mention yet is shane ‘autism’ hollander keeps hiring people to help him be normal

oh hollander you have too many pillows and his heart probably drops because what do you MEAN that’s too many, ilya, i hired someone who knows The Rules Of House Appearance and they approved this. this is Rules Approved

oh you look flashy at the bar in tampa and ilya laughs at him for getting a stylist and excuse ME, ilya, but this outfit is Rules Approved by someone who knows The Rules Of Outfit Appearance, Personally. is Rules Okayed. it’s a Good Outfit™️

[ninjaotta]

this tweet has DESTROYED me

[ninjaotta]

rewatching plagiarism and you(tube) again and still lamenting the timeline that meant we never got to see james somerton’s rancid takes on heated rivalry

[ninjaotta]

my friend told me i’m top of the top trending topic on tumblr.com

i go to check

i am top of the top trending topic on tumblr.com

i weep

[ninjaotta]

this olympics is nonstop drama i swear

one of the french biathlete relay team got a suspended sentence for stealing her teammate's and her physio's credit cards and spending thousands

the french skating pair who are just straight up evil (and who may have got gold via blatant favouritism)

friday the 13th men's figure skating and two of the top ten manage their routines without stacking it

poor lindsey vonn deciding to come out of retirement, fuck her knee, still race, crash immediately and have to be airlifted off the mountain twice in two weeks

fucking boopgate with team canada in the men's curling

[ninjaotta]

>is turned into a woman

>immediately delighted by how boobily he can breast

>continues to attempt to fuck that old man

10/10 sir cameron vaillancourt the man/vulture/woman that you are

[ninjaotta]

✨oh what a nice boxing day with my family -

fifteen bludclaart pussywagon hockey yaoi posts back to back to back

[ninjaotta]

florence and the machine everybody scream tour night two with special guest paris paloma to open attended by me and there of my closest and most treasured friends where we bawled our eyes out and clung to one another