#elsa no

[incorrect-frozen-quotes]

Olaf: Are you dying?

Elsa: I hope so.

[llamaalpacca]

[insectoid5]

You think rough waves are tough, Elsa? Try beating that.

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Oh no... 😂

[snowqueenofmyheart]

This sucks. Period. - some Casselsa crack

Elsa: Cass, please!

Cassandra: No.

Elsa: CASS!!

Cassandra: ELSA, NO!

Elsa: ELSA YES!!!

Cassandra: GODDAMMIT WE’VE BEEN OVER THIS BEFORE! I’M NOT CUTTING OUT YOUR UTERUS!

Elsa: *whines*

Cassandra: *sympathetically* Look, baby, I’m sorry you’ve got some bad cramps right now, but that shit happens to most of us.

Elsa: Ugh, I get it. It just...*groans* it hurts so much...

Cassandra: Need me to get another heating pad?

Elsa: Yes, please.

Cassandra: Okay. *gets up to leave*

Elsa: Wait!

Cassandra: Hm?

Elsa: Um...also a bath?

Cassandra: Sure thing.

*a few minutes later*

Cassandra: Here you go. *hands over heating pad*

Elsa: Thanks.

Cassandra: When you’re ready, I’ll get that bath going. And...I may have something else that can help you.

Elsa: *curious* Really?

Cassandra: Uh-huh. *leans in and whispers something*

Elsa: *blushing* Oh...that...that would be nice...

Cassandra: *grinning* Anything for my wife.

[oftallahassee]

elsaofarendelle replied to your post: ❓

“I…umm…I just ruined the sex didn’t I.”

“Uh, yeah, it kind of kills the moment when the woman you’re having sex with says another man’s name in the middle of things.” Neal muttered, moving away from here.

[incorrect-frozen-quotes]

Anna: Treat spiders how you want to be treated!

Elsa: Killed without hesitation.

[incorrect-frozen-quotes]

Elsa: [at McDonald's] You serve happy meals here right?

Server: Yes.

Elsa: Can I get that without the meal?

Server:

Elsa: Please?