#elvinia

[bloodycrumpets]

@elvinia

I bet that they do. And they sound like fun.. Do you guys talk often?

We do, actually. The good thing about being geographically close means popping in for a long weekend isn’t much of a hassle.

Although I haven’t gone up to Scotland for non-work reasons in quite a while, think about it.

[jailedjones-blog]

"Hey Al, how've ya been?" Patsy asked, walking up to him looking like an entirely different person.

“I’m sorry- what.” Is all he says after staring at her a moment or so.

[bloodycrumpets]

@elvinia

Oh nothing much, I just thought maybe we could play a board game or solve a puzzle or go on a scavenger hunt or go to an amusement park or–

[She’s talking really fast and seamlessly shooting out one idea after another. Oh dear.]

[He puts his hands on her shoulders to stop her.] Alright. Bringing this back down to Earth. Have you ever been geocaching? How about we go geocaching.

[bloodycrumpets]

[It's Easter Afternoon. Everyone is out looking for eggs except Arthur. Knowing this, Patsy creeps behind him until he is as unaware as possible and thrOWS A CONFETTI EGG AT THE BACK OF HIS HEAD, MAKING A SOUND COMPARABLE TO A GUNSHOT AS IT EXPLODES]

[-Which makes him fucking choke because the only reason he’s not out looking is because this fat bugger is a chocolate bloodhound so he’d finished ages ago and is busy stuffing his gob.]

[R.I.P. He will be sorely missed.]