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I know this is a crazy post to be making in 2026 but Pearl SU is kind of the character of all time. she alphabetizes the contents of her mind. she rebelled against the repressive regime of her home planet because her boss (1/4 of the repressive regime) told her to. she heard about lesbian sex one time and immediately tried it with her boss. she kept her secrets for thousands of years. she thinks eating food is disgusting. she tried to kidnap the same child twice. she does ballet and swordfights. she has crazy pull with tall women. she is an alien rock and she has been mourning her dyke drama for fifteen years. she wears mom jeans.

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Dee comes out of the ladies' wiping her hands and says, the bathrooms here are always so disgusting. Mac says knowingly ah, the pee dribbler got you. Dee and Dennis look at him and say. what. Mac explains the pee dribbler - you know, the pee dribbler! striped shirt, bowler hat, canister of pee? they do not appear enlightened. Dennis says the pee dribbler, Mac, that's insane. I don't know why I ever listen to you. Mac says whatever, ask Charlie, okay, Charlie knows about the pee dribbler. Dee thinks about this for one full second and then says Mac, Charlie is the pee dribbler. cut to Mac confronting Charlie about being the pee dribbler. Charlie says come on, man, I'm not the pee dribbler! do I look like a pee dribbler? that's crazy! the pee dribbler has canisters of pee, that's not what I do with my pee. Mac gets sidetracked asking what he DOES do with his pee. Dee decides to stake out the bathroom. Dennis reveals he already had a camera in the ladies'. the pee dribbler turns out to be Frank, who's been branching out from men's rooms in the interest of being fair. broads deserve to get a little pee dribble too

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okay. re: Daniel's speech at the bowling alley. just saw a post pointing out how he keeps saying sex-related things ("until your dick falls off," "fuckboys," "bottom twink," "pussy") and the claim of the post is that it shows how horny Daniel is for Armand. I do think there's a pattern worth noting here but I think this is happening HBO Succession style.

yeah Daniel is using loaded sexual terms, but he's not doing it [just] because he wants to fuck Armand. he's doing it to hurt Armand, because sex is a tool in his arsenal of humiliation, because you can emasculate a man by feminizing him in relation to sex. and this is especially effective against Armand de Sexual Trauma! he is lashing out in response to everything Armand has done to him and he is going for what he expects will hurt.

someone tagged the post in question "he wants to fuck him so bad it makes him look homophobic but he's also gay so it cancels out like PEMDAS" like… no… he is being homophobic, actually…

this scene being loaded with innuendo isn't Daniel unable to get past thinking about Armand's dick, this is 1) you don't deserve your dick 2) you are a boy who wants sex 3) you are effeminate 4) you are basically a woman. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE. did we all understand that when Daniel called "Rashid" the rent boy he was being nasty or were we out here thinking he just wanted a turn?

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if a car has a performance exhaust it should be legally permissible to throw rocks at the driver. when you ask for a performance exhaust at the dealership, the salesperson should have you sign a contract showing your understanding and consent that people will throw rocks at you when they hear your car going by. the purpose of a performance exhaust is to announce that you are someone who deserves to have rocks thrown at you and have asked for this to happen. and needless to say if you rev your engine at a red light it should be dismissed in court when someone runs you over with an 18-wheeler

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"let the tale seduce you" what if the tale has started playing cbat

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Louis having Paul's portrait in Dubai at the end is crazy btw. that painting was in his mama's house decades ago. I would kill to see the provenance on that thing

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"take a hike," "jump in a lake," and "go fly a kite" are all primordial ancestors of "touch grass"