“I...hate...swamps...” Aria grumbled as sloshed her way through the disgusting muck that was Farron Keep. It was bad enough all the noxious gas and slime was poisonous, but heavy armor made moving in the swamp slow and tedious. Aria could deal with the poison. She had miracles for that, yet there was no way she could deal with such an agonizingly slow pace. It was driving her nuts.
“GAH!” she yelled as she hit a small island of land in the sea of muck. The once shiny knight armor she wore had became a filthy black color from the knees down. With a single thrust, she impaled the ground with her greatsword and began to work on draining her armor.
Aria began to whistle as she detached her greaves so the muck could properly drain. The thick black goo made her wonder how this swamp got this way. There have been many toxic places that Aria has visited, but this one was perhaps the strangest. The twisted Ghru inhabitants may hold the answers to her questions, but they were not the talking type.
The Paladin changed her focus back to draining her armor of the poisoned slop. Life’s questions could always be answered at a later date.