👞 (you blamed beedle right?)
@embodiedhero
Dark Link was just happily wasting, I mean, Making good use of his time by shield surfing all of Hyrule! gliding down the hillsides gaining speed with every twist and turn, weaving in and out of the trees and dodging the wildlife with ease. Yes, this was his best surf yet!…until it hit him!
with perfect precision, a shoe had managed to land squarely on the shadows face! knocking him clean off his Royal shield. sent tumbling down the very hillside he was not too long ago shredding and into a nearby river.
and to top it off, As Dark Surfaced a rock from an Octorock struck the back of his head!...its safe to say that Octorock met with a terrible fate!
“ WHO THREW THIS SHOE!?” Dark Demanded to know! swimming to the shore he called out again. “WERE ARE YA!? FACE ME!”