Emerald:
- watches My Little Pony
- is oblivous to any and all romantic interest someone may show them.
- is awful with technology and doesn't know how to use a smart phone.
- is not allowed to drink energy drinks.
- cries while watching disney movies.
Eclipse:
- almost drank the lethal dosage of caffine once.
- is a sleepwalker.
- has an incredible spice tolerance.
- has chronic nightmares.
- does not know what sleep is.
- desperately needs a hug but doesn't know it and refuses to ask for one.
Sun:
- would buy clothes from the soup store.
- has a diary that they write in with a glittery gel pen.
- believes in ghosts and insists on trying to summon one at every sleepover.
- is gay.
- needs a nightlight to sleep.
Moon:
- screams like an anime girl.
- bullies kids on roblox.
- got hit by a bus once.
- is a theatre kid.
- had an emo phase.
Uhm...tw and cw for suggestive humour. I forgot to put that here when I originally posted; I was tired outta my mind.
Emerald: How do I ask someone out?
Moon: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two.
Emerald: No!
Sun: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.
Emerald: Stop!
Eclipse: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream.
Emerald: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.
Sun: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.
Eclipse: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: *silence*
Emerald: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Moon: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
Eclipse: For most of human history, vehicles had automatic collision avoidance and could even take you home if you were asleep or drunk. But then we got rid of the horse.
Sun: You complete moron. You stupid fucking idiot. "Cars would be better if they could bite and shit" – that was you just now, dumbass.
Sun: "Wouldn't it be cool if cars could piss? Wouldn't it be cool if cars could fuck?" Fuck off.
Moon: It would be cool if cars could fuck.
Emerald: We... We still have horses.
Sun: What’s the announcement, Moon?
Moon: It’s a lecture. Emerald’s gonna tell us everything they know about sex.
Eclipse: It should be an enjoyable 60 seconds.
Sun: Eclipse! I can't do this stupid math!
Eclipse: What’s the math problem?
Sun: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply.
Moon, covering Emerald's ears, while Eclipse smacks Sun upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth.
Emerald: It’s Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?!
Moon: Merry crisis.
Eclipse: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way.
Sun: Hoe hoe hoe.
Emerald: Guys, please.
Emerald, watching Moon & Eclipse panic : What's going on?
Sun: Moon is having a midlife crisis and Eclipse is just having a crisis.
Eclipse: Hey Emerald, wanna third wheel on my date with Sun tomorrow?
Emerald: Sure.
Eclipse: Moon! Wanna third wheel on my date with Sun tomorrow?
Eclipse: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!
Emerald & Moon: ...
Sun: Eclipse...
Sun: I ran into Emerald in the kitchen at 1 AM last night and when I asked them what they were doing, they just shrugged, said “these are my roaming hours,” and wandered off, strumming vaguely on their guitar.
Eclipse: Oh my Sun.
Moon: Don't you mean 'oh my god'?
Eclipse: You worship your god, I'll worship mine.
Sun: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Eclipse: Mine just says "Eclipse no."
Sun: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
Moon: Do you guys hear something?
Eclipse: I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up.
Eclipse: You look mentally ill.
Moon: I am. Let’s go.
Emerald, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?
Eclipse: Yeah, sure.
*A few minutes later*
Eclipse: Here you go.
Emerald:
Eclipse:
Sun: Why am I here?
Emerald: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.
Eclipse: Tell Sun off, Emerald! Assert yourself!
Emerald: That's my ice cream!
Eclipse: Good! Now let them have it!!
Emerald, handing Sun the ice cream: Here, you can have it!
Eclipse: What did you get on your shirt?
Emerald: Rust.
Eclipse: From what?
Emerald: Weapons.
Moon: Time for more adult supervision.
Sun: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?
Emerald: A pet WHAT?!
Eclipse: William Snakespeare.
Moon: Compliment me.
Emerald: You have eyes.
Moon: Yeah, that works.
Moon: Hello friends!
The Squad:
Moon: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling
Eclipse: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Sun: Wow. They sound stupid.
Eclipse: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Sun: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Eclipse: I guess you’re right. Hey Sun, I love you.
Sun: See! Just say that!
Eclipse: Holy fucking shit.
Sun: If that flies over their head then, sorry Eclipse, but they're too dumb for you.
Eclipse: Sun.
Eclipse: What do you want to be for Halloween?
Sun: Yours.
Eclipse:
Eclipse: …yeah, that would be pretty scary.
Eclipse: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.
Moon: That sounds like a dare to me.
Eclipse: Oh my god.
Eclipse: I like your new pants!
Sun: Thanks, they were 50% off!
Eclipse: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*
Sun: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.
Eclipse: Thats’s… not what I meant.
Sun: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Eclipse.
Emerald: Moon, you can do anything!
Moon: Anything?
Emerald: Anything!
Moon, holding a torch: ANYTHING?!?!
Emerald: Wait, not that!
Eclipse: We’re getting married, bitches!
Sun: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.
