#emmetposting

[emmet-brickowski-offical]

Uhmm… i think im hip with the kids.. uhhh thats so skibidi rizz..? Right? Yeah, YEAH! I did it! Ohio!

[caemmet]

Dude in my school if kids dont know my name they just fucking call me rex or emmet, OR SOME GENUINELY THINK IT IS. WHICH IS FUNNY BUT WHO TOLD YOU THAT🥹 like “rex said hi” “emmet are you listening” HEHAT

soem junior stares into the blankness of my soul looking possessed nad said straight faced “are you emmet.” I mean. TECHNICALLY BUT WHOS ASKING?? Like i was wearing a metallica hoodie and rex vest what possessed you to ask this question.. KIDS COME UP BEHIND ME AND JUST GO “hey Mr brickowski” HELLO?? HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?? IM SCARED??

and then my classmate has found it their lifes mission to convince everyone i LOOK like emmet.. i swear i dont this is propaganda i look more like rex is he was a child🥹🥹

I have a tally now this has happened 83 times into the schoolyear so far pleasin crine some other person gets my attention by saying double decker couch guys my name is caem its not that hard im crine

[cyber-corp]

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*EXTREMELY LOUD BANGING ON A LOCKED DOOR*

[sekizein]

[emmet-brickowski-offical]

FATHER DO YOU LIKE MY DRAWING OF YOU

I-IM A DAD? OKAY?? YES!! I DO LOVE YOUR DRAWING!!!!

[emmet-brickowski-offical]

Dude what brand of batteries do you have they taste really nice

..W-what? Batteries..? Why would you eat batteries?! YOU COULD GET REALLY SICK!! Is this an extreme form of pica?? You are not getting away with this! Come here! Right now! Your getting REAL food! Ill make you food! No more batteries!

[emmet-brickowski-offical]

rex is alive

hah… WHAT.

[emmet-brickowski-offical]

Merry Christmas everyone! And happy holidays! And uhhh if Hanukkah is still happening HAPPY HANUKKAH!! yaaaay!!!!