Emmet Posting!!

Hi there!! Helo!!

[emmet-brickowski-offical]

HELLO TUMBLR!!

hello officalverse… its me, emmet from hit movie lego movie..!

uhh ask questions! Dont be invasive and weird.. And please, no sexual comments!

Dni pro/darkship, selfcest, and basic criteria! Thank you!

please dont use anonymous to break dni, ill find out at some point! My main is @caemmet , and if ive blocked you there, do not interact here either!!!!!!

[eric-cartman-offical]

hello eric cartman do you remember me goat

YESS I REMEMBRE YEWW YORE TGE LEGO MOVIE GUYYY (SPECIFICALLY THE EMMET GUY)

[emmet-brickowski-offical]

hello eric!

[eric-cartman-offical]

OH MY GOD GUYS ITS EMMET BRICKOWSKI HOLY SHIT

[emmet-brickowski-offical]

Hello!! Its me! Emmet Brickowski!

[eric-cartman-offical]

hello eric cartman do you remember me goat

YESS I REMEMBRE YEWW YORE TGE LEGO MOVIE GUYYY (SPECIFICALLY THE EMMET GUY)

[emmet-brickowski-offical]

hello eric!

[emmet-brickowski-offical]

blows up pancakes with mind

WHAT HEY NO!! I WANTED TO EAT THOSE! Mean!

[emmet-brickowski-offical]

FATHER DO YOU LIKE MY DRAWING OF YOU

I-IM A DAD? OKAY?? YES!! I DO LOVE YOUR DRAWING!!!!

[emmet-brickowski-offical]

la la la la la la SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[emmet-brickowski-offical]

Emmet emmet emmer Emmet wmwmkekekejrjdnemmet emmet ur so cool like hidden valley ranch 🥹

YAAAY IM COOL !!!

[no1prussiaglazr]

Urrgghhhh I have to wait 3 HOURS to get ashveil bro I'm gonna TWEAKKKKK HES SO HOT

[no1prussiaglazr]

[emmet-brickowski-offical]

WHAT IS THAT. I NEVER SAID THIS. THOSE IMAGES ARENT EVEN IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER OF APPEARANCE!!!

[no1prussiaglazr]

Urrgghhhh I have to wait 3 HOURS to get ashveil bro I'm gonna TWEAKKKKK HES SO HOT

[emmet-brickowski-offical]

It’s dangerous to go alone, take this

Uh… what is that? And where am i going?

[emmet-brickowski-offical]

hello guys!!

[reactsonly]

[emmet-brickowski-offical]

me!!!

[fryingthepans]

the lego movie got it right, everything is awesome

[emmet-brickowski-offical]

[walmart-job-certificate-offical]

all offical blogs, reblog and I will follow. i want to follow all the offical blogs

[emmet-brickowski-offical]

hello!

[fritz-official]

Guys me and rex kissed it's canon warner bros said so themselves were also married and have 2 kids together

[rex-dangervest-offical]

NO THE FUCK WE DO NOT??? SINCE WHEN?? Im gunna beat you with a beer bottle like a abusivr father from Tennessee named Michael and then go after the “kids” with a Whiskey bottle.

[fritz-official]

abusive "father" and go after the "kids" yeah mhm you see guys even rex agrees

[rex-dangervest-offical]

I DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN IM SAYING IF!

Oh my god IN WRINGING YOU OUT I HATE YOU GET OUT OF MY HOME

[fritz-official]

he loves me

[rex-dangervest-offical]

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU IM GOING TO SLAM YOU REPEATEDLY INTO A WALL UNTIL YOU SHUT

[fritz-official]

wedding day photo btw

[rex-dangervest-offical]

wow you couldnt even photoshop it well this isnt tricking anyone

ALSO WHY IS SOMEONE CALLING ME PAPA.

[fritz-official]

thats our son how could you forget him he looks just like you

[rex-dangervest-offical]

WH WHEN DID I HAVE KIDS WHAT WHAT WHAT WHEN WHY HOW DIE I HATE YOU WHEN DID I HAVE KIDS I DONTFEEL SAFE

[fritz-official]

you must have amnesia or something literally I'm the father you're the mother that's how it works

[rex-dangervest-offical]

WHAT?? IM NOT A WOMAN HOW- WHAT??? ?? ARE YOU HIGH

god i hate all of you

[fritz-official]

thats just how it works idk what to tell you

[rex-dangervest-offical]

This is the big 2026 you do know if people are queer WHICH WE ARE NOT there is no “so whos the girl and whos the guy” anymore.. right

[fritz-official]

yes but... You're still the mother

[rex-dangervest-offical]

I dont want to be a mother i dont want tits i dont consent to this shit im sueing and getting a restraining order

[fritz-official]

i can still send you mail right

[rex-dangervest-offical]

no

[fritz-official]

oh

Yk maybe reconsider that I'm gonna have some serious drawbacks I mean you saw what happened when you got me my own room I almost freaked if I had to stay away from you I think I'd tms

[rex-dangervest-offical]

You are a grown ass man you reconsider your own actions and then ill reconsider your punishment

I wasnt the one who started saying propaganda and suddenly claimed i was somehow magically pregnant twice with zero memory of it

You go to your room and think about what you did and maybe il not sue

[fritz-official]

aw man :(

[emmet-brickowski-offical]

…Aww Rex is this your son? When you’re not threatening beer bottles you’re a decent father.

[rex-dangervest-offical]

Emmet shut the FUCK up that is NOT my child that is a mentally deranged grown man

[emmet-brickowski-offical]

I- Oh..? Uh… okay then… coughs awkward..

[fritz-official]

Guys me and rex kissed it's canon warner bros said so themselves were also married and have 2 kids together

[rex-dangervest-offical]

NO THE FUCK WE DO NOT??? SINCE WHEN?? Im gunna beat you with a beer bottle like a abusivr father from Tennessee named Michael and then go after the “kids” with a Whiskey bottle.

[fritz-official]

abusive "father" and go after the "kids" yeah mhm you see guys even rex agrees

[rex-dangervest-offical]

I DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN IM SAYING IF!

Oh my god IN WRINGING YOU OUT I HATE YOU GET OUT OF MY HOME

[fritz-official]

he loves me

[rex-dangervest-offical]

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU IM GOING TO SLAM YOU REPEATEDLY INTO A WALL UNTIL YOU SHUT

[fritz-official]

wedding day photo btw

[rex-dangervest-offical]

wow you couldnt even photoshop it well this isnt tricking anyone

ALSO WHY IS SOMEONE CALLING ME PAPA.

[fritz-official]

thats our son how could you forget him he looks just like you

[rex-dangervest-offical]

WH WHEN DID I HAVE KIDS WHAT WHAT WHAT WHEN WHY HOW DIE I HATE YOU WHEN DID I HAVE KIDS I DONTFEEL SAFE

[fritz-official]

you must have amnesia or something literally I'm the father you're the mother that's how it works

[rex-dangervest-offical]

WHAT?? IM NOT A WOMAN HOW- WHAT??? ?? ARE YOU HIGH

god i hate all of you

[fritz-official]

thats just how it works idk what to tell you

[rex-dangervest-offical]

This is the big 2026 you do know if people are queer WHICH WE ARE NOT there is no “so whos the girl and whos the guy” anymore.. right

[fritz-official]

yes but... You're still the mother

[rex-dangervest-offical]

I dont want to be a mother i dont want tits i dont consent to this shit im sueing and getting a restraining order

[fritz-official]

i can still send you mail right

[rex-dangervest-offical]

no

[fritz-official]

oh

Yk maybe reconsider that I'm gonna have some serious drawbacks I mean you saw what happened when you got me my own room I almost freaked if I had to stay away from you I think I'd tms

[rex-dangervest-offical]

You are a grown ass man you reconsider your own actions and then ill reconsider your punishment

I wasnt the one who started saying propaganda and suddenly claimed i was somehow magically pregnant twice with zero memory of it

You go to your room and think about what you did and maybe il not sue

[fritz-official]

aw man :(

[emmet-brickowski-offical]

…Aww Rex is this your son? When you’re not threatening beer bottles you’re a decent father.

[fritz-official]

Guys me and rex kissed it's canon warner bros said so themselves were also married and have 2 kids together

[rex-dangervest-offical]

NO THE FUCK WE DO NOT??? SINCE WHEN?? Im gunna beat you with a beer bottle like a abusivr father from Tennessee named Michael and then go after the “kids” with a Whiskey bottle.

[fritz-official]

abusive "father" and go after the "kids" yeah mhm you see guys even rex agrees

[rex-dangervest-offical]

I DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN IM SAYING IF!

Oh my god IN WRINGING YOU OUT I HATE YOU GET OUT OF MY HOME

[gelatinousfishdrawz]

Toxic one sided yaoi

[caemmet]

papa

[rex-dangervest-offical]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

[evulerjellyfish]

I'm just here for the batteries

[emmet-brickowski-offical]

WHY IS REX THREATENING KIDS. WHAT. IF THERE ARE CHILDREN THEY ARE COMING WITH ME.