#emojidex

[tboom-but-weird]

im obsessed with the emojidex alien emoji, like bro

[wonderful-emoji]

that one alien emoji should not be allowed to be like that. who let it. who did this. /nsrs

[lesserknownwaifus]

Emojidex girls

[nookisms]

Gonna rank this emoji 🥺 (which is pleading face) because I like it

I've only ever seen it used as like a "this is cute and I might cry" emoji though

This is the guy I see because I have an iPhone. He looks very sad and has the very cute eyes and a very tiny frown. 100/10 because this is the one I see and I love him.

This guy looks kinda flat. He kinda looks like they took the Apple emoji and ironed it. I like his outline though. 20/10 because his puppy eyes are very cute and I love him

This guy doesn't look like he's pleading for ANYTHING. He's only frowning and looking up. -1/10

Bro I love this guy he looks very sad but just a little over the top. He's got a pouty lip which is neat. His mouth is too open though. 5/10 because he's looking the other direction of everyone else.

This one's creepy looking. He's staring into my soul with sunken eyes and the shines in them aren't bright. He gets a 2/10 because I think if I gave him any lower he'd consume my soul with those eyes.

This guy has just zoned out looking at the sky. 1/10 because they nailed zoning out perfectly

His eyebrows look funny and why are his eyes blue. He's got a blush but you can see where the eyes layer covers it. His shading is weird. 1/10 for the blush.

I'm love him he looks like he's going to cry and I don't want him to. The shines on his eyes are cute and his eyebrows are nice. 100/10 like the guy I see all the time

Did they even try? -100/10

He looks most likely to cry but there's something about him that's off that I can't pinpoint but I don't like. Why do his eye shines have blue rims. 9/10 because he looks very sad

[emoticonreview]

The Tumbler

The shading around the glass is super dark, kinda reminds me of some LG emojis. I like the translucency of the scotch/whiskey, very effective. The glass itself is kinda boring tho. 7/10

This shading makes no sense whatsoever. The scotch/whiskey is much too dark at the top. The ice cubes would have been a good idea, if they were done even remotely well. The glass is really bad, it’s just bad. I’m disappointed. 1/10

I love the bold vector style of this, it works really well! The glass is really simplistic with just one tone of shade. I love the size and the way the ice cube is shaded, the silhouette is very good! I like the way they shaded the inside of the glass. Very good. 9/10

I don’t like this. The gray shading is too dark and you can’t see the other side of the ice cube, scotch/whiskey isn’t opaque like that. Why does the glass look uneven? Very unpleasant. 0/10

I really like this one! The gray isn’t too bad and it’s only a short distance before the gradient starts. The translucency of the scotch/whiskey is super awesome! You can see the bottom of the glass. Very pleasant. 10/10

Disgusting. I hate it. It’s not even a cylinder. It’s like they didn’t even try. Utter disappointment. Points for the ice cube -1/10

Facebook coming through againnnnn. The shading is amazing, essentially no gray at all. The highlight looks really nice. I do prefer it on the rocks tho. 9.69/10

Something about this makes me uncomfortable. The glass doesn’t really convey the fact that it’s a cylinder. The liquid also doesn’t look shaded right. 4/10. I don’t really know what’s bothering me about this.

I feel like they are trying to do for the vector style and they are failing incredibly. The ice cubes are literally so flat that I’m about to believe the earth is flat. The didn’t even try to shade the scotch/whiskey. -420/10

It’s empty? I guess the shading is ok but it’s a little boring. The gray is still too gray. 5/10. Nothing special.

[theabsentmindedwander]

Pink! There you are~

[wildshapedruid]

[enuui]

man in business suit levitating emoji review

this man seems petty, probably vagues people on facebook. smiles on the outside but stone cold on the inside. hat tipped back, exposing the face, not good for a levitating businessman. the shadow looks ok, but too dark. streamlined design makes him look aerodynamic. overall a solid 3/5

a masterpiece, perfectly solidifying the mystique of the levitating businessman. goes on incognito mode a lot for reasons unknown. shadow looks great, well sized and a good color. the hat completes the look. high shoulders, most likely padded, allowing for a sharper appearance. overall a simplistic design that works well with the subject material, gaining a high 7/5

this man is much too colorful to convey the mysteriousness of the levitating business man. extremely naive and innocent, too kind and sweet for the levitating business world. he doesn’t have a hat. the shadow is simply a gray line. i’m sorry but i’m gonna have to say 1/5

this mans monotone look makes me uncomfortable. he gives off a plotting vibe as he tries to slide past the common person’s attention. he seems to hide many secrets behind his glasses. his pants are ombre, which is disturbing. the hat is fine, but the shadow is simply black with the smudge tool hastily done over. he has an uneasy presence. 0.2/5

he doesn’t have a face or hair. creepy. probably the antagonist in a horror film from the 90s. the shadow is not good, too dark and too small. also his body has a hazy drop shadow unDERNEATH IT. WHAT INCONSISTENCY. I DO NOT STAND LEVITATE FOR THIS. -10000/5

he is giving me a side look, like he’s judging me. that side-eye gives me the heebie-jeebies. i do not like it. his hat is also tipped back and exposing the face, much like apple. the shadow is good though. i’m gonna be nice with a 0.7/5

like microsoft, this man is too happy to be a true levitating businessman. his smile is off putting. his hat is… okay, but its there at least. the blue tie is too bright. however he redeems a point for having a good shadow. i will have to say 2/5

where do i begin with this levitating businessman. he looks very shady. i cannot tell if the smudge on his face is a nose or a mouth. he is the only one with a brown suit, making him seem suspicious. his shadow is well formed, but he wears a pharrell hat. but maybe he is simply diverting attention to himself and away from the other levitating businessmen in order to save the league of levitating businessmen? he is an enigma waiting to be solved. a nice 4/5

this man is the most complex to analyze. he looks to be a solid businessman in trade, hands tucked in his pockets. i have a feeling he does his work quickly and quietly, good for a levitating businessman. yet his hat is simply a rectangle with a line and his shadow is a much too large black oval. he seems to not have shoes. the implications of this are unknown. i do like the simplistic monotone of the design though. perhaps he is the true levitating businessman we have all been waiting for. 5/5