Aug 24, 2020
If I Got Paid For My Emotional Labor
If I had a nickel for every time I tried to make a sad man feel less sad
If I had a dollar for every time I gave it all for someone who wouldn’t even give me their last name
If I had a dime for everytime someone told me I was one, and then tossed me like a forgotten wish back into a fountain
If I had a penny for every time someone promised me forever and then took that long to give it to me
I’d be a fucking billionaire