#emsyaps

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get me OUT of here I will NOT succumb to the barnroe propaganda

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Time for my daily Thinking about that screenshot of someone Tweeting ''I'm a Curt Mega stan'' and Kim replying with ''me too''

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Just started Pulp musicals how scared should I be....

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''I love you'' ''SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK FUCK FUUUUCK THAT'S THE PRINCESS I JUST CONFESSED TO THE FUCKING PRINCESS I'M HER FUCKING GUIDE SLASH BODYGUARD SLASH MENTOR FUUUUCK THIS IS BAD THIS IS STUPID FUCK ME SHIIIIT'' ''Shut the fuck up I love you too you fucking idiot''

Basically what happened in Ipomoea 3, right?

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Something something Sia's exasperated ''Margaret!'' anytime her wife does something stupid

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Can we talk about Duke's NONEXISTENT survival skills?

''Get AWAY from me!''

''Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere!''

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''She wouldn't!!''

''You don't get it Duke. She absolutely would!''

*makes no move to get out of her way*

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IF IT WASN'T CLEAR ALREADY

Sorted by how much I like them

HM: Webby, Duke and Karen :P

Userboxes by @drowsy-town

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Masterpost of the rarepairs* I ship!

Seeing if I can maybe interest others or find others who ship them!

Sorted by rarity (most populair to least populair)**

*Rarepair: under 25 fics on AO3

**based on the amount of fics they have on AO3

This is basically all starkid/pulp because I'm very hyperfixated atm

Zailey (Zoey Chambers/Hailey Dilmore, 23 fics)***

Campfire Confessions (Karen Chasity/Girl Jeri, 21 fics)

Cat lovers (Melissa/Charlotte Sweetly, 15 fics)

Queerleaders (Brenda/Stacy, 12 fics)

Headbangear (Ruth Fleming/Rosary, 4 fics)

Anna/Rose/Margaret (Do they even have a ship name? 1 fic) (Only ship them in the context of ep 2, beyond that i'm a lunar visions & paper stars TRUTHER) (but you can't tell me nothing gay happened during Urania Propetia)

Purgret (Putrice Ashmore/Margret | Kim Whalen's Bog's Hollow Player, 1 fic)

i'm really tired so I'm probably missing a few

***Zailey is actually pretty mainstream under people who've seen Honey Queen/Working Boys, but the media they're in is just underwatched, still wanted to include them though

The amount of fics on AO3 is by no means a measure of how many people ship it, I know like 5 people who ship Purgret even though there's only one fic, and only 1 person who ships headbangear but just happens to have written 4 fics about them lol.