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[curiousgarcia]

Back in my Firefighter days. Back in 2001-2. Good times! Christmas parade.

[ardentvalkyrie]

Volume 2 of my paramedic text book is colorful as hell.

Writing all these sticky notes is a pain, I've never written so small in my life....but damn they are helpful.

[clydezilla]

It’s just so beautiful 😭😍🚑 #paramedic

[noug-said]

Muscles "You don't put a big knife with the little knives"

Me "Why not?"

Muscles "Because when you reach in there to get a little knife you'll cut yourself on the big knife. Come on, Mary, you're never going to be able to live on your own. It's time to grow up"

 Guys, I guess it's time for me to grow up

[noug-said]

So someone brought us a box of fucking 3 POUNDS OF CHOCOLATE today. It has the nice little guide saying where all the chocolates are and my medic comes in and looks at me with a devious smile and said "Oh by the way, I switched all of those chocolates around so its a crap shoot when you pick one". This is the kind of monster I work with.

[noug-said]

I think my medic is trying to out sass me today. Someone will end up angry or crying. Let the games began.

[noug-said]

Things my medics say

While at breakfast the night medic was telling the day medic of the book incident and how I started laughing when he was giggling at the pics. The day medic looks at me and said "Its just a penis. I'm sure you've seen one before" And the night medic adds in "I bet she's seen a few" And day medic looks at me and I kid you not goes "*gasp* You slut!" I laughed so hard and night medic told me to just appreciate it. I may be wrong, but I think I've been accepted and they may be like brothers now. I love my job

[noug-said]

Tonight I will be getting the textbook(s) for my paramedic class. Tomorrow I will begin my decent into hell. Wish me luck!