#emxlf

[pxemi]

doused. tyler's autoplays are always 2 good and i lov them so much.

[pxemi]

                     “ kin i throw stuff at the ' mini - malfs ' instead ?                                sir'los knows ya don't need them, right ?? ”

[pxemi]

*stabs emalf in the dick with parasol* make fun of my height one more time fucker i dare you 

[macarxna]

teach me how to pick up chicks

Well, um.....

One of the requirements is not being a jerk. I don't think you'll be able to learn...

[yosxfire]

bad boyfriend -- [ x ] a yosafire/emalf mix (because tyler is a shit)

track list/liner notes below the cut

Goodnight Fair Lady -- Coheed and Cambria Good evening, ladies and gentlemen I have a story to tell you, of one's slow decline When a girl yanked on the strings to break this man's heart

Everybody Talks -- Neon Trees Hey baby won't you look my way? I can be your new addiction Hey baby what you gotta say? All you're giving me is fiction

Goodnight Goodnight -- Hot Hot Heat I've given up on social niceties I threw 'em out when I threw out your keys Along with all your records I can't stand You never even listen to any one of them

Infatuation -- Maroon 5 Maybe it’s because you are so insecure Maybe you plain don’t care Maybe it’s the chase that really gets me off I fall so when it’s just not there

Megalomaniac -- Incubus It's unkind but If I met you in a scissor fight I'd cut off both your wings on principle alone

Junk Of The Heart (Happy) -- The Kooks See I notice nothing makes you shatter, no, no You're a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart But are you mine?

Sweet Talk 101 -- Cute Is What We Aim For The arch in your eyebrows can tell the truth Just imagine what your back could do and the dance floor where I do my best is your, your mattress

The Girl With The Cards -- The Guggenheim Grotto In truth I know why I am drawn to you You are fire in my arms I could get burned and still I play with you You are fire in my arms

Every Planet We Reach Is Dead -- Gorillaz I love the girl but God only knows It's getting hard to see the sun coming through I love you, but what are we going to do?

The Saltwater Room -- Owl City Time together is just never quite enough When you and I are alone, I've never felt so at home What will it take to make or break this hint of love? Only time, only time

She Is -- The Fray It's all up in the air and we stand still to see what comes down I don't know where it is, I don't know when, but I want you around

Are You Gonna Be My Girl -- Jet So 1, 2, 3, take my hand and come with me Because you look so fine  That I really wanna make you mine

Kiss With A Fist -- Florence & The Machine Blood sticks, sweat drips Break the lock if it don't fit A kick in the teeth is good for some A kiss with a fist is better than none

Bad Boyfriend -- Garbage I wanna hear you call out my name I wanna see you burn up in flames Keep you on ice so I can show all my friends C'mon baby be my bad boyfriend

[macarxna]

emxlf replied to your post:this is a genuine concern, but do lesbians make good omelettes? i mean, you would know... cause...

you know man, lmao

Don't you ehl-em-ay-oh at me. 

[yosxfire]

emxlf replied to your post:

how dare

you wanna go punk

[ko-moge]

► Five toys!

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emxlf

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vesxnus

She was gone for five minutes-- Five goddamn minutes and what does she come back to when she comes back to her playroom? Some people trying to use the elevator to get to the next floor without greeting her? So rude! So disrespectful! Who did they think they were, ignoring her and trying to go right on through... Irritation rushed through her as she threw her knife, causing it to jab right into the ground before the stranger's feet.

❝Haaaaah? Who do you think you are, trying to walk past Moge-ko?!❞