Heās nearing the tent when it hits him.
The stench of hot iron, flaming liquor and burning tobacco stings Briggsyās dead lungs and throat. Just outside the Hallowās borders forms an open doorway, outlined in neon green and pink streaks that seem to gyrate and oscillate back and forth. Itās a dizzying sight. Briggsy knows better than to ignore it.
Inside stands a familiar visage; a tall, thin man in a red pinstripe suit, with post signs nailed into its bodice, face hidden beneath his broad brimmed hat apart from a sickeningly sharp-toothed grin.
The man seats himself at a table with two glasses of rum poured before him.
āLong time no see, Briggsy.ā
The hat is tilted down in a greeting.
Silence, apart from spindly fingers tapping on the edge of the table.
āTake a seat, son. I need to have a word with you. If youād be so kind?ā
He gestures at a chair across from him, one that Briggsy fills upon request.
ā⦠Love what ya done witā tha placeā¦ā he says, the chair creaking beneath his weight. āTha pink is a nice touch.ā
Mr. Crossroads leans back in his chair, one elbow slung casually behind him. If he heard the half-assed compliment, he makes no indication of it.
āNow, I like to think of myself as a generous man. I have given you many gifts, havenāt I? I gave you a ship, a crew to run it⦠I even gave you the power you so desperately crave. Tell me, Briggsy, exactly why you have been abusing my generosity?ā
The undead crocodile stares hard at the table, rendered speechless in front of his patron. He has no answer; not one heād like.
Bony fingers grip his jaw and force him to meet burning eyes.
Itās rhetorical, of course. The hold he has prevents Briggsy from opening his mouth, even if he wanted to. Mr. Crossroads chuckles.
āThat Hallowed space you call home has made you soft. Weak. Youāve always been a coward, but at least you knew how to use your teeth for more than just marking your lovers.ā
He tosses Briggsyās head to one side, nearly catapulting him out of the chair. He manages to stay upright.
āSo, instead, I have decided to make a few changes to our contract. To incentivize you.ā
The neon lighting dims. The tips of Briggsyās fingers begin to tingle. To burn. The feeling weaves its way up through his forearms, his biceps, triceps, shoulders, torsoā Soon his entire body is thrumming with electric magical energy. He gasps, and whimpers painfully in response.
āIāve grown tired of sharing a domain with my dear brother, and this place would make a mighty fine crossroads, in my humble opinion. Olā Phillip has been in charge here long enough. But donāt worry, you donāt have to kill him until after you get rid of the witchy pests in the basement of my new home. Do this for meā¦ā
The sensation ends. The backlighting returns. Briggsy looks at himself to check the damages.
His arms are whole. He touches his face; scales. Everywhere, scales.
ā⦠and I will restore you to your living self.ā
Briggsy stares at his arms, and then at Mr. Crossroads himself. He blinks rapidly.
āSo I can⦠Iāll be able āta taste? And eat? And drink and smell? Is thereā¦ā
It seems too good to be real. He frowns.
āIs there a catch āta this?ā
The slender man smirks, reaching an impossibly long arm out to take hold of one glass of rum. It is lit ablaze in his hand.
āNo catch, Briggsy. And because Iām feeling⦠Rather benevolent, today, Iāll do you one more. Iāll pay you up front.ā
He waves his hand, as though something should be occurring. Perhaps something is, unseen to all but him.
āYouāll remain whole, and healthy, and fully alive as you go about the day. Youāll even gain back your taste for the finer things. Youāll be able to eat everything your greedy little heart desires, to the point that you can never get enough. Doesnāt that sound wonderful?ā
Razor teeth glow with neon pink and green, across the table.
The rum before Briggsy looks so invitingā¦
āIt doesā¦ā he murmurs, already leaning forward to grab it.
A hand clasps with his first, palm to bony palm. Crossroadsās eyes burn like twin hot coals, boring into his skull.
āWell then⦠Do we have a deal, son?ā
The grip turns firm, sealing the deal for him. He eventually nods.
ā⦠Yeah. We have a deal.ā
He grins, sickeningly wide.
āFantastic. I appreciate your cooperation.ā
Mr. Crossroads snaps his fingersā Briggsyās holsters lighten. In the same instance, a new gun appears on the table instead. A singular blunderbuss, heavily decorated in Crossroadsās iconography, humming with voodoo magic.
āAnd if I may be so bold to ask⦠Use this to blow a hole in his skull. I know youāre quite capable.ā
[āWhat are you waiting for, boy? Pull the trigger. I will ensure your aim is true.ā]
Briggsy inhales sharply, his heart slamming against his chest. Crossroadās perpetual grin melts into a snarl.
āDonāt fuck it up.ā
The hand holding his suddenly shoves him backwards, tipping his chair and sending him rolling ass-over-tea kettle through the door. When he lands, heās on his back, staring at a faux blue sky. He shakily sits up.
There was no lie. The smellsā the Hallow smells alive. And he feels alive. He puts his hand to his chest.
⦠Ba-dum dum⦠Dum ba-dum⦠Dum dumā¦.
Itās still uneven, strangely. But he couldnāt care less in the moment. He can smell, which meansā¦