"Shotgun"? Sounds like the perfect disguise. Nobody will ever expect it when you sudden start blasting angry buckshot from your mouth, before shedding your meaty shell and becoming the weapon you always were meant to be.
My true form is revealed
(that gallery has a lot of actual animal pelts in it fair warning)
(please do not troll this person they are awe-inspiring)
(don’t troll people just for bein’ kinda weird)
(it’s gross)














