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This exists for a reason.

The fact that I cannot for the LIFE of me remember what that reason is is irrelevant.

#butt homages #ryxtherack #what was i doing in march 2011?#other than drawing butt homages i mean #butts #dumb MS paint...i don't even know

Ryxtherack chimes in

► In regards to this: http://delcat.tumblr.com/post/86472417749/im-angry-and-horny I imagined both the bending-over-and-sexing and table flipping to happen at the same time. WHAT KIND OF INSANE ACROBATIC SEX SHENANIGANS ARE YOU IMPLYING???. Though in fairness, my brain also assumed that the participants were stationary in relation to the positioning of the table, and also that table (and people) were endlessly spinning in some kind of frictionless, gravity-free environment. HOW HARD DID YOU FLIP THAT THEORETICAL TABLE, DEL, JESUS. also i may be horribly sleep deprived and this whole thing really kind of spiraled out of hand. INFINITELY SPINNING TABLE BANGING IN SPACE OR SOMETHING there ought to be a porn plot that ends up like that.

All I can say is:

which one of my fandoms needs the space AU

#ryxtherack #asks #insane acrobatic astronomic space sex shenanigans #generating wanted search hits #cid is like yes but vincent is just floating by upside down with his arms crossed and that means no

► Genie, vamptire (feel free to dress like a classy Bela Lugosi Dracula to answer that one, haha)

If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?)

I’d like it so everyone could be happy and not have to worry about things like finances or health, please.

Alternately, I’d like a baseball bat and ten minutes to use it on the chintzy figurines in Goodwill or a dollar store.

Always wanted to do that.

Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?)

Hahaha oh God no. Watching the people I love die around me until the heat death of the universe is NOT appealing. I’d take a sammitch, though, if that was an alternate offer.

#ask memes #ryxtherack #like two days late on this sorry #just SMAAAAAAASH #*critical hit!*

ryxthererack said: I admit to having been most curious where that name/title had come from. THE MORE YOU KNOW *star*

You can always ask me stuff! Although I can understand not wanting to know the answer to that one.

#ryxtherack #an index of tentacles #and the answer is yes incidentally #BACK WHEN THAT WAS THE KINKIEST THING EVER #now it's just so darn cute kinkwise #starter kinks #consentacles

"Shotgun"? Sounds like the perfect disguise. Nobody will ever expect it when you sudden start blasting angry buckshot from your mouth, before shedding your meaty shell and becoming the weapon you always were meant to be.

My true form is revealed

(that gallery has a lot of actual animal pelts in it fair warning)

(please do not troll this person they are awe-inspiring)

(don’t troll people just for bein’ kinda weird)

(it’s gross)

#ryxtherack #anthro guns #endearing strangeness #dead animals tw #they were humanely farmed but it's a bit shocking

Don't pay any attention to Ryx. He may be 6 feet tall but bees are small as fuck and he flees in mortal terror when they get near him

Oh really >)

#I KNOW PEOPLE WITH BEES #RYXTHERACK #START RUNNIN'#not-fun

4'10"? I'm 6'. SOUNDS LIKE AN INVITATION FOR PIGGYBACK RIDES TO ME

I WILL BREAK YOUR DANG’ BACK MAN

WHY IS EVERYONE SO TALL