#endless entertainment

[anonymouspinkturtle]

why are they the way that they are

[simple-persica]

NEW SHARK DROP

Marine biologists found what looked like a bonnet head shark but they’re actually a bit different. If I remember right, which I probably don’t, they’re part of a subspecies of bonnet heads and the marine biologists were like “hey wait, this is a subspecies of a subspecies” because the vertebrae count is different.

Anyway, shout out to the Shovel head shark. Obsessed with this photo of the lead researcher Cindy Gonzales holding the baby like an actual shovel.

[pippuns]

i hope these three got sent on missions together a lot when they were disciples. i think lqg and sj could bond over not liking sqh.

[crazysodomite]

i want to adopt 10 baby pavels. they are very low maintenance. just put on a slideshow of taurful slop for them and they will be entertained for the whole day

[maculategiraffe]

"and I was santa claus up on the housetop and my reindeer was prancing and pawing. and I had a big big present in my sleigh and I pressed a big red button on my sleigh and it made the chim-a-ney big and I threw the big big present down the chim-a-ney. and then I had a little tiny present in my sleigh and I pressed a white button and it made the chim-a-ney little and tiny and I threw the little tiny present down the chim-a-ney. and then I had a medium size present in my sleigh and I pressed a green button and it made the chim-a-ney medium size so I threw the medium present down the chim-a-ney. and when you woke up you counted one two three presents.

"and then I threw the baby down the chim-a-ney and when he came out he was all covered with soot and when I picked him up my clothes was all dirty with soot from the chim-a-ney so I threw him into the bathtub. and I pressed the orange button on my sleigh and it made a waterfall come down from the ceiling and I pressed the purple button on my sleigh and it made soap come up from the bottom of the tub. and then I pressed the dryer button and it made fans come out from the sides and then I wrapped the baby up in a towel for the little bits of him that didn't get dried and I put him in my sleigh. and then he pushed the button and turned him into another santa claus and he took my sleigh and he flew back to the north pole."

*earnest eye contact* "where I live.

"and then I pushed the white button to make the chim-a-ney little tiny and I tried to jump down the chim-a-ney but I was too big and it CRUSHED the chim-a-ney."

"oh no!"

"and I threw you a hammer and a wrench and a box of nails. and I said" *sternly, shaking index finger* "you fix your chim-a-ney. right. now."

[n0phis]

any fic recs? I'm always looking for stuff to read at midnight?

i love longfics!!! my absolute favs are

anything and everything by bones bonesandthebees (stars and glass divine are my favs but i have read and enjoyed everything)

venetapsi and worm curseworm's 'a hundred red flags too late, my dear'

nymphii's 'unlikely events'

murashky's 'the player is you'

the case of the fire inside i forgor the author so u get linked

i know i have more but these are the ones i remember off the top of my head. i never remember titles but lots of zombie/apocalypse/scifi/cool worldbuilding sbi or wilbur centric ones >:)

honourable mentions are a love, death and robots inspired scifi one about consciousness being imported into battle creatures, FOUND! and one about a post-foster foster au where tommy shows up on wil and technos doorstep, but i havent been able to find them in my bookmarks RIP

[stop-saying-tootsie]

the ghosts learning about lava lamps, pass it on