His launch over the counter had been about 30% survival instinct, 65% stunt training, and less than 1% actual, logical thought.
All the baristas had screamed, and half the mob swarmed inside the Starbucks after him while he cowered on the floor beneath the espresso machine, and then security swarmed in after them, trying to get control of the building.
The pretty blonde he had nearly plowed into on his way over the bar put her back to the counter and slid to the ground beside him, as breathless as he was, and when she glanced at him—his disheveled hair, crooked tie, torn lapel—all he could think to do was put on his best smirk and say, “Hi.”
a/n: hello it’s been a while but I finished!! I kind of based it off of “are you in the clouds or the rocks right now” hope that’s okay huhu.
summary: Link.exe stops working because Zelda accidentally confesses to him in the midst of a heated conversation :~)
ao3
a carved heart on the back of your hand
Link hates the rain.
It wasn't supposed to rain today, but it did, and now everything is ruined.
Zelda wrestles her wrist from his grip once they stop at a nearby run-down house; his right hand is still trembling and it feels like his muscles and tendons have been ripped from his left arm. It's better than feeling nothing at least—he can still feel the fabric of his sleeve against his skin. Link rolls his shoulder slightly, wincing. It's not broken.
She sighs out with an irritable huff, and he hears the Hylian Shield he gave her earlier clatter between them.
"Why did you do that."
He shrugs as he stares at the broken stone wall in front of him. He can't stop shaking his leg. "We should wait," he says quietly.
"I'm ready. You even said I was ready!"
"Why do we have to rush this?" He braves a glance back at her, and it's just as bad as he thought—she's fuming—face red with her chin held high and her lips twisted into an angry frown. She wants to rush back into things—rush back into correcting Hyrule, to make up for all those lost years. He gets it. Of course he gets it; it's exactly how he felt when he first woke up. There was a sense of duty he knew he wanted to follow through with even though he lacked any of his memories.
"There's a centuries' worth of responsibilities I have to catch up on. And to survive in this Hyrule of today, I need to learn how to carry my own weight." Zelda looks away from him, her frown deepening as she crosses her arms. She squeezes her eyes shut for a brief moment before she glares up at him. "And you—" The anger returns to her face as she takes a step toward him. He flips around to face her completely, holding up his hands in slight defense. "Do not jump in front of me like that again. It was completely irresponsible of you to rip the shield from my arm."
It was dangerous, even he will admit that. He knows she's capable—her precision with parrying is nothing short of amazing—but Guardians who could still slither around were different from the ones who were immobile.
And when it crawled on top of an empty body of a decayed Guardian, it aimed down directly at her forehead. Which isn't anything new, no. It always aimed for the head. That's how it usually goes, and he knew that. He knows that. But what if the Guardian slipped because of the rain? And then just like that, it could've hit her in the chest, arm, leg—whatever. It could've hit her.
Last-minute parrying is probably one of his least favorite things to do, but his legs were already moving through the sluggish mud and his mind was trailing too slow behind his feet.
Guardian, rain, Zelda.
Those were the only three words chasing each other in his mind at that moment. And the next thing he knew, he had the shield in his arm, the Guardian had toppled over, and Zelda was yelling at him.
He doesn't regret doing what he did.
"It was the rain's fault," he says. The rain got into his eyes, his ears, his nose.
"What rain?" she asks, furrowing her eyebrows in confusion. "It wasn't raining."
"It was raining," he trails off, unsure now.
Was it raining?
"Link, you know that I love you, but for Hylia's sake!" Zelda exclaims, narrowing her eyes as sharp as knives. "What you did was extremely, unfathomably—and might I add ridiculously—reckless and dangerous."
Love. Not loved, but love, as in a I love you right now kind of love.
"Wait, really?"
"Yes really!' she exasperates, groaning as she rubs her temples. "Sure, Calamity Ganon is gone and the Guardians are a bit weaker now, but that doesn't erase the high threat that they still pose."
"No that's not—" Link quickly averts his gaze to her feet. Wait—he's supposed to be the triforce of courage. He shifts his gaze back up at her, and it takes every inch of his strength to maintain eye contact. He's been through death—he almost lost his head to a laser beam about five minutes ago—so this isn't… it shouldn't feel worse, but it does.
He gulps.
"You love me?" His stomach flips. He wants to drag the words that he has haphazardly thrown out into the wild back into the deepest parts of his mind, because now she's looking at him with a very, very weird expression: mouth twisted, eyebrows strained, nose scrunched.
And his voice sounded scratchy, so scratchy when he said that. He needs water, but there's no water near them because they drank the last of it early afternoon before they made their way to Hyrule Field. Outskirts Stable should have some… or maybe—what was closer? Riverside? But Akkala has the best water, so maybe he should go there instead. She did say how it tasted cleaner than other areas. It would be quick, in and out within two seconds tops if he used the Sheikah Slate. It's Autumn and the days are shorter and—
Link pats his hips frantically.
The Sheikah Slate is attached to Zelda's hips. They've been switching off, and of course, of course she has it today.
Link exhales. This is a-okay, shrug it off. It's not like she'll bite his fingers off if he asks for it—the both of them are probably really parched right now anyway since they just ran for who knows how long. And he knows Zelda, she'll definitely realize how perceptive and practical he's being with his proposition, and let him go swiftly without much argument.
"Are you thirsty?" he asks confidently, breaking the suffocating silence between them.
"Excuse me?"
"I can get us some water in East Akkala Stable, if you give me the Sheikah Slate."
"Well, I suppose so…" She unhooks it from her hip slowly, fumbling with it a little when it catches onto the metal of her belt. "Oh—!"
Link quickly reaches out for it before it can hit the ground—but Zelda does too, and then their hands touch. Link draws back immediately, and the Sheikah Slate smacks against the face of the Hylian Shield before bouncing off onto the broken pavement they're standing on. Link almost slaps his cheeks—their hands always brush against one another. Why'd he react like he got shocked by an Electric Wizzrobe?
"I'll be right back," he says quickly, swiping the Sheikah Slate up. His fingers hover over the screen as he licks his lips—how does he turn on the screen again? Tap it once? Twice? Five times? If Hylia is out there can she help him remember, please?
"Three times."
"Huh?" Link snaps his head up.
"Tap the screen three times to open it up," she mutters as she picks up the Hylian Shield from the ground, her eyes still on him.
"Thanks," he says, staring back down at the blue-lit screen. Akkala, upper right. Click the glowing icon and press yes. He looks back up at her, and she's situated herself under a part of the broken house, with the shield resting against her legs and a hand placed against the sheathed dagger attached to her hip. "I'll be quick," he promises, as the blue light begins to eat away his vision of her.
Zelda's face scrunches up like she's about to burst into tears.
He blinks, and instead of seeing her torn face, East Akkala Stable sits in front of him. And now he's definitely sure it's raining because this time he can feel a light, cold drizzle pelt against his skin. "Idiot," Link whispers as he tussles his bangs with frustration.
He just needs to be away for a second—it's hard thinking clearly when he's with her for some reason, and it's even harder trying to mask his emotions around her. In all of those memories, he was as stiff as a plank of wood. Even he couldn't read his own expressions when he remembered them. And sometimes he can manifest that part of him back, but with Zelda…
If he lingers too long in that feeling of emptiness, he knows he might stay like that forever. Most of those memories were filled with quiet conversations and sad smiles—he doesn't want to create more between them.
Link pulls out both of their water pouches as he nears the nearby spring reservoir, opting to avoid the stable altogether—he sighs again as he crouches down, sticking them into the water. The bubbles rise and burst with that awful glugging sound. He pointed out how weird it sounded to Zelda one time, and they both watched the pockets of air float and pop to the surface of the water as if it was the greatest thing in the entire world. He figured that the simplicity of it mesmerized the both of them. It seemed like she appreciated it when he pointed out random stuff to her—it's what initially drew her out of her half-dazed stupor for weeks after they defeated Calamity Ganon.
He sits by the water for an extra twenty minutes after he finishes filling up the water pouches, just soaking in the light drizzle dripping down his hair; leaking into the seams of his clothes, until he can feel it soaking into his skin. The rain washes away his thoughts.
He really hates the rain.
When Link returns, he finds her stabbing into the edge of some random piece of log with her dagger, a little ways away from the worn-down house. He can't tell if she's stabbing it out of anger or out of pure concentration. He raises an eyebrow as he comes closer, noticing that she's not actually stabbing it, but carving something.
"Zelda?" he calls out. She jumps at the sound of his voice but doesn't turn around.
"You're back already?" she asks, briefly glancing over her shoulder at him after a heartbeat. If she thought he was quick with his water trip, then she really was in the zone. "Wait—don't come closer."
He pauses about ten lizalfos' away from her, holding both of the water pouches in his hands. He watches with growing curiosity as she continues to stab and jab at the piece of wood a couple more times before she sheaths her dagger back. She rips something out of the log—hard enough for her to fall down onto her bottom, and Link instinctively takes a step forward with an arm slightly outstretched to her.
"Hm." She stands up as she looks back at him again, her expression troubled. "Why are you drenched from head to toe?"
"It was raining," he says, pressing his arm back to his side, "actually raining this time." He jogs over to her to close the distance between them. A humorless smile quirks upon her lips as she turns around with her arms behind her back.
They stand there awkwardly for a few moments.
"Well?" Zelda eyes his hands.
"Oh—" Link almost hits her arm as he quickly extends his hand out to her.
"Thank you," she says, grabbing it. She stares at the lip of it before holding out her other hand to him. "You said you lost that rock during the fight with Calamity Ganon?"
Link furrows his eyebrows together.
"The… that one rock you found on Death Mountain. The heart-shaped one. You called it your good luck charm?"
Oh, right. Somewhere in the midst of flying up in the air and running everywhere like a madman around Calamity Ganon, his heart-shaped pebble had fallen out from inside of his Champion's Tunic.
"Well," she says, tightening her fist, "I'm sure this is certainly not the exact way it looked. A craft such as wood carving takes years and years of practice, so this is the best I can manage." She still hasn't opened her fist—in fact, her knuckles have gone white. "You know that I always put my best efforts into whatever I am doing."
Link nods, waiting for her to drop the object into his palm. "Everyone knows you put your all into everything you do."
With a sigh, she opens her hand, and the small object falls into his palm with a light thud. It's a crudely carved heart-shaped piece of wood. It looks more like a weird hexagon, but at a certain angle he can see the heart in it. It looks nothing like the heart-shaped pebble, and that's exactly why he loves—
A short laugh escapes his lips before he realizes it.
"I'll make a better one once I get more practice!" she insists as she puffs out her cheeks. "I don't want your luck to run out, so just keep it for now."
"No," he says, running a thumb against the unevenly rough surface of it, "this one's perfect."
"Perfect? You insult me Link," she scoffs. Wisps of hair escape from her carefully pulled back braid, framing around her cheeks. Absentmindedly, she brushes it away from her skin, but it keeps falling back into the same position.
He wants to cup her cheeks, but both of his hands are occupied.
"I—" They both begin, pausing. Zelda purses her lips, but she keeps her gaze level with his eyes.
"I love you too," he blurts out before she can say anything, and presses the wooden heart against his fluttering chest. Red blooms onto her cheeks immediately—it's faint, but there. Maybe it's from the cold, since the wind picked up two minutes ago.
Her surprised expression melts into a soft smile—a smile with her lips slightly parted, carrying a sort of gentleness that is usually masked by the weariness of the world.
High quality reblogs, guacamole vibes, idk man I just bet you eat guacamole, golden turd type posts if you know what I mean but will once in a while have a galaxy brain idea about uterine tissue & lunar cycles aligning or smth
i go wild for anything that has a ton of lemon and garlic in it and that definitely includes guacamole. i believe in guac supremacy. excellent intuition there
ahh, my post where link suffers from so much blood moon ptsd that he forgets what menstruation is? that's the exact opposite of galaxy brain but if it earns me over 1k notes and the admiration of one of the best artists on zelda tumblr then... i'll take it
15. What’s the weirdest fandom you’ve ever written for?
I haven’t written for many fandoms so none are that weird. Shokugeki no Soma is a bit weird when you first start watching it, and then all the weirdness becomes normal.
27. What’s the nicest comment you’ve ever received?
lkajdsflkj Endura you left a pretty memorable comment on Sehnsucht! Said my plot for it was neat and wrapped in a bow. 🥺
34. Copy and paste an excerpt you’re particularly fond of.
From Synchronous, which was the first LoZ fic I wrote:
Meeting her is like waking from a dream. You're fifteen and standing in the middle of a crowded hallway in an age far from when you once began. You're alone and she's with friends, but blue eyes meet green and you're both frozen on spot. Her lips part in surprise, perhaps in recognition, perhaps to form the shape of your name. Because despite the fact that you've never met her before—not in this lifetime—she knows you, and you know her.
And
She doesn't wait for a welcome before she grabs you by the collar and smashes her lips against yours. You feel more than you hear the muffled your room being demanded and you've been her soldier, her knight, her Hero for so long it's impossible for you to disobey, so you lead her accordingly. You tumble onto your bed with her in your arms and she's everything you've remembered from your past and everything you want for your future.
What if they showed her rejection? Her disappointment when he fell, unable to fulfil his duty to her and her country? He doesn’t want to see it. It’s the one choice he gets to have in this whole situation—he’s choosing to live blissfully unaware. ——————-ngl when I read this first I was surrounded by family and had to pretend I had dust in my eye because I was crying so hard 🤙
So, this is from part 2 of 100 Years in Between. Which was supposed to be a one-shot, and obviously no longer is. The premise of the story is essentially that [BotW] Link knew the memories were there, waiting to be found, and he just...doesn’t. Absolutely refuses to look for them. Meanwhile, I alluded in part 1 that Link is a flirt and potentially sleeps around. The combination of these two things leaves Zelda distraught.
The idea that started this was how, when playing the game, I went to Zora’s Domain before I ever went to Kakariko, and still triggered the memory on top of Vah Ruta. And I thought...what would Link think if he went to the Gerudo Dessert first? How shock would he be to learn that the beautiful guiding voice of the princess, who has been singlehandedly holding back Calamity for a century because he failed, had hated him? The sense of unworthiness would be consuming (on top of everything else has to endure).
So, to make himself carry on, he chooses not to seek out the memories because maybe they ended up on good terms. It’s something he can daydream despite believing it’s unlikely because it’s never confirmed. And I don’t mention this in either parts, but Link may have stumbled across the Zelda’s Resentment memory, and then absolutely called it quits afterwards.
The most fascinating thing about the memories that Zelda chooses to leave behind is that she shows Link the good, the bad, and the ugly sides of her in hopes that he will not only remember her in totality, but potentially love all sides of her again regardless. She could have just left only their happy memories together, but she risked him thinking she was a naive and selfish girl. Link, on the other hand, hears this grand tales of himself from people who did and did not know him, but also gets slammed for Mipha’s death. Even then, Link was not sworn to protect Mipha; he was sworn to protect Zelda. Which he didn’t do. Hasn’t done for 100 years. And when she descends from a ball of light have helping him defeat Calamity with this gentle smile on her face? He feels undeserving of it, and can’t reason that she wants to be kind to him (must be out of obligation, right?), and only feels like his theory is supported when she begins acting all uncomfortable around him (in direct reaction to him but he isn’t aware of that).
Oh, and throughout all this, his heart and soul very much remembers being in love with her and it’s killing him that she likely doesn’t love him back. That’s why it’s important to get all the shrines and memories, Link!
