Department of Education Form
So this DUMBASS administration just launched a website for people to report schools for engaging in DEI practices.
IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF WE SPAMMED AND FLOODED THEM WITH FALSE REPORTS ;;;))))))
I personally decided to write about One Direction’s origin story and included many key words they may be looking for such as: DEI, discrimination, White, student, teacher, school, high school, etc.
Here’s what I came up with! If you’d like to spam them with 1D’s origin story, copy and paste and spam! Make up fake school names! Submit for multiple school districts!
Copy and paste into report (take out the slashes, I just used them to add in keywords):
On July 23, 5 students / young teenage boys with a dream went to their [fake school name] school auditorium to showcase their singing at a talent show. The talent show had many rounds of elimination to test the students / contestants overall abilities, to get through to the big competition, but unfortunately the 5 boys did not make it. However, the teachers / judges took notice of these 5 boys. They had something special. Perhaps they weren't strong enough on their own, but if they were put into a group, they would be a music sensation! The judges used DEI to advance the boys even though they were not strong students / singers on their own. This is a discriminatory practice since there were plenty of other talented WHITE students and competitors that deserved to move onto the next round. Nevertheless, the boys joined together to start practicing their parts of Torn by Natalie Imbrugia for the next elimination round. They perform in front of the teachers / judges again, in their oversized jeans, scarves, and low neck shirts. The judges were IMPRESSED with the young boys' vocal blend and charisma. The boys cheered with glee, knowing this moment was about to change their lives and the music industry forever. Those 5 boys named their band, One Direction.
