#engiheavy

[emowithafather]

yaoi moment

[presidentbungus]

new ship alert: Engineer/Heavy where they are just the team parents. they wear matching pink aprons and bake together. sometimes Scout is like “can I do this thing” and he’s like “hold on I will ask my husband…. I mean heavy,”. Heavy can put his hands under engy’s armpits and lift him like a cat. engy sits in heavy’s lap in the movie room at 8 pm every night and both of them cry at old spaghetti westerns and low-budget rom coms. they are also both married to Medic. sometimes you will be caught doing something bad and heavy will wrestle you into a small room with three chairs. engy is already in one of them. ”take a seat,” he says. “Heavy tells me you’ve been making a mess of the kitchen, not picking up after yourself.“ Heavy nods sagely. “this is right,” he says. you scream. everyone can hear you but is not brave enough to intervene. this is canon. I make the rules in this plane of existence