Dec 3, 2017
A BIG FUCKING CALLOUT POST FOR ALL YA FUCKS
I AIN'T A THOT AND WRITER IS SALTIER. FUCK YOU
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A BIG FUCKING CALLOUT POST FOR ALL YA FUCKS
I AIN'T A THOT AND WRITER IS SALTIER. FUCK YOU
Which Jim would be the easiest one to kill?
“…Why, exactly, is this a question? The easiest would probably be Ghost, though, since he’s already dead” - Engineer Jim
*The Shadow appears beside GRY engineer and whispers into his ear*
I teleported 50000 pounds worth of bread into your intel room, just thought you'd like to know.
*Poof*
...
Oh no.
[Crazed Australian laughter]
Remember:
...Pretty sure that's not right.
[Engineer looks up from whatever he's making to look at the small tv in his workshop]
*Snaps fingers*
*Soldier gets crushed by 500 pounds worth of bread(I.e 500 loafs of bread*
Engie! Ready the-
NO!
Howdy engineer
As the stampede/rodeo once again starts up in my town I have to ask, have you ever gone to one before? If so what’s your favourite part, and the craziest food you’ve ever had there. They make some wild things, like hamburger ice cream.
Have you ever dragged/taken some of the other mercs with you? Seems like a place that would be right up scouts alley,
Also dear scout and sniper Have you ever gone to any of thoes crazy carnival rides, or used your skills to win large prizes at thoes rigged carnival games?
Cheers ~ anon raptors
Howdy partner! I do apologize for takin so dang long to get to this letter. It’s been so chaotic down here I haven’t had any time to even think.
Now, as for your question, I’ve been to plenty a rodeo in my time! And not just as an audience member. I’ve been one of the cowfolk down there and never once got bucked off in all the times I participated. I quit after a while though, since winnin wasn’t a challenge no more.
As for the food… I don’t think I consider any one of em “strange”. I suppose that’s just because I grew up around em.
For your last question, takin Sniper to try at any a those carnival games is damn annoying! He wins every time. What with havin Scout in his ear rambling on about how to cheat at them and with Sniper’s sharp aim, he’ll wipe the damn stands out of prizes. I don’t even know what he does with all of em.
Dear Engineer,
When you're not on the battlefield or working on your buildings, what do you do for fun? Any favorite hobbies? Or perhaps even hobbies you want to pick up but just haven't gotten around to yet?
Signed, 🐛
Hey there,
Workin on my machines is my hobby! But off the battlefield… there’s a couple things I’ve been dabbling in. Welding’s one of em. So far it’s just been fixin things up around the garage and repairing tools, but I’m thinkin of making the Doc some new saws and a knife for Spy just to see how I do at it. Learning about physics is also always fun, quantum mechanics and the like. May be boring to some, but I find it real interestin personally. It explains how everything works at levels so tiny you can’t even comprehend em!
eNGINEER IS A FUCKING THOT AND IS IN DENIAL
“I AM NEITHER A THOT NOR AM I IN DENIAL, YA GRAY-FACED FUCK. IF YA WANNA GO THAT BADLY, WHY DON'TCHA SHOW YOUR UGLY-ASS FACE?” - Engineer Jim