*Me and Cassie riding together in my car*
Cassie: *points to device on my dash* Dad, what is that?
Me: A radar detector.
Cassie: Meaning what?
Me: Meaning if my speed’s being monitored by a radar gun, I’ll be alerted by it.
Cassie: Meaning so you can avoid getting another ticket because you’re a lead foot?
Me: Preferably yeah.
Cassie: Is that legal?
Me: Totally….not so sure about the modifications I made to it though.
Cassie: Dad. Oh my gosh.
Scott: If you tell Jim, I’ll deny it.







