Welcome to the Ant-Hil

Hey guys! It’s me, Scott Lang. You know, Ant-Man? Yeah, that’s me. Welcome to my ask blog! Ex-con, Avenger, security consultant, best selling author, and #1 dad. I’m just living the dream. Definitely involved in shenanigans, quantum or otherwise, and corny dad jokes. ((Fan made ask/RP blog))

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Hey gang!

Formally known as ask-scott-lang-whatever

It's me! Scott Lang...ya know, the Ant-Man? Yup, that's me! Welcome to my ask blog!

I heard about this place thanks to Cassie, so I thought I'd give it a whirl, and ho-ly crap, you guys are something else! Never a dull moment around here.

Okay gang, so this post is like the how-to for my entire blog. The decoder for all my blog code. Everything you wanna know on how to maneuver? It's probably connected to this post somewhere. If not, just ask.

Rules/Guidelines || Quick RP Overview

Key Pages/Posts

Scottverse - ((the world and timeline behind this Ant-Man))

the Ant-Mun behind the Ant-Man

MARVELous Friends

Main RP Threads

Key Tags List

Blood Brothers AU - ((What if Scott and Tony were born to the same parents? - prompt requests always open))

The Bard's Avengers - ((posts by Ant-Mun and gif sets by @aintinacage - requests open))

Ken & Malibu Mun -> @cantevenbeachhere

Ant-Mun’s Endgame fix-it fic

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((Hey guys, sooooo I thought the boys and I were back, buuuuut we’re kinda not. The muses are still very much with me, but to be honest? We’re all tired, and we need a longer break from social media for a while.

No, this isn’t goodbye! We’re not saying goodbye!

None of us want to go, but if we try to push now, it’s not going to work. So this is a “see you later”. We’re just taking a break and giving ourselves time to want to come back.

For those who normally DM me on here, it’s probably best to DM me here -> @aeterna-auroral-avenger while we’re on hiatus.

Love you all, and hopefully, see you soon 🫂🫶🏻))

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evangeline lilly was hurt? Do you know anything about this?

((Hi Anon!

Yeah, so I don’t remember when, but like mid 2025, she fainted and smashed her face against a big rock as she fell. Concussion, busted nose, all that jazz.

Poor thing, I don’t know if the doctors ever figured out why she passed out to begin with, but I did see her post on Instagram like yesterday or today that brain scans from her latest rounds of testing shows there has been some cognitive decline from this, unfortunately.

I hate it for her. That kind of thing is rough. Scary too. I’m praying she heals from this and finds purpose in this too.))

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Merry Chrisis, "Ant"-i S"ant"-i. (Anti-Santi) ;) I got a dream that you were one of those giant Mutated Ant Kaiju thingies that did cause some destruction. (It ain't an Ant Man without the Man. (Joke)

How did I miss this? I’m so sorry!

Merry very very late Christma—uh…Crisis?

Man, that’s one crazy dream, buddy! And the joke is kinda funny actually.

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*sigh* good thing I got these from Hermes.

*plops a handful of multivitamins in the Guinea pig cage*

Scott, if you’re in there, eat one of those. They turn you back into a human. And CeCe, is Circe from the Odyssey.

-Meme Lord

*grabby paws for multivitamin* *nibble nibble squeak*

That…was…weird.

Thank you, Meme Lord. I really appreciate your help.

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Cheeser was bored his dad was super mopey lately and he decided to explore He entered Scott's house and wondered into the kitchen where Scott was making coffee.

The Gambian pouched rat started to rub against Scots ankles looking up at him with love in his eyes it was clear the rat was someone's pet.

Cheeser chose not to talk at first waiting to figure out if Scott was safe.

( @all-hail-cheeser )

Scott looked down as he poured the coffee into the mug. He should’ve stopped pouring when he took his eyes off the mug, but he didn’t. “Ohh!” He’s surprised to see a rat at his feet, but he’s seen crazier show up in his house.

Then he remembered the coffee and managed to stop just when it got to the very tippy top of the mug. “Whew! Boy, that was close.”

He looked down at the rat and could immediately tell he’s someone’s pet. “Hey little guy,” Scott greeted with a wave after setting the coffee pot down. “Where’d you come from?”

[all-hail-cheeser]

"originally a pet store then a Hydra lab and when my dad Nick escaped he took me too.. I mean." Cheeser quickly made squeaking noises trying to pretend that he didn't just talk.

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Scott gasped. Okay. Now this rat has been added to the list of crazy things that have shown up in his house. A talking rat!

“You just talked!” Scott squeaked out in surprise. “Don’t deny it, buddy, I heard you! Wait…” he raised an eyebrow and asked, “Nick is your…dad?…Nick who…”

He’s got a feeling he knows who this adorable rat belongs to.

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"Nick Fury is my dad he rescued me. Well we kind of rescued each other from the Hydra lab. They didn't know any of their experiments worked because I got really good at playing dumb. " Cheeser let out a loud squeaking noise that sounded like a laugh

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“Wooooooah,” Scott answered as he leaned over and held out his hand to let the rat climb up onto his palm. “That’s pretty cool. What’s your name, buddy?”

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Welcome to CiCi's Spa! Where heroes find their true self. Please step this way.

*turns Scott into a guinea pig*

My true self?

MY TRUE SELF IS A GUINEA PIG???

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Cheeser was bored his dad was super mopey lately and he decided to explore He entered Scott's house and wondered into the kitchen where Scott was making coffee.

The Gambian pouched rat started to rub against Scots ankles looking up at him with love in his eyes it was clear the rat was someone's pet.

Cheeser chose not to talk at first waiting to figure out if Scott was safe.

( @all-hail-cheeser )

Scott looked down as he poured the coffee into the mug. He should’ve stopped pouring when he took his eyes off the mug, but he didn’t. “Ohh!” He’s surprised to see a rat at his feet, but he’s seen crazier show up in his house.

Then he remembered the coffee and managed to stop just when it got to the very tippy top of the mug. “Whew! Boy, that was close.”

He looked down at the rat and could immediately tell he’s someone’s pet. “Hey little guy,” Scott greeted with a wave after setting the coffee pot down. “Where’d you come from?”

[all-hail-cheeser]

"originally a pet store then a Hydra lab and when my dad Nick escaped he took me too.. I mean." Cheeser quickly made squeaking noises trying to pretend that he didn't just talk.

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Scott gasped. Okay. Now this rat has been added to the list of crazy things that have shown up in his house. A talking rat!

“You just talked!” Scott squeaked out in surprise. “Don’t deny it, buddy, I heard you! Wait…” he raised an eyebrow and asked, “Nick is your…dad?…Nick who…”

He’s got a feeling he knows who this adorable rat belongs to.

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New Year’s Ask Game!

What’s your favorite memory from this year?

Whats one thing your proud of yourself for accomplishing this year?

Did you have a New Year’s resolution at the start of the year? If so, did you accomplish it?

Do you have any goals for next year?

What was the Thing you were most obsessed with this year?

Blorbo of the year?

What’s the best thing you ate this year?

What’s a new piece of media that you found and loved this year?

Were there any old favorites that you re-visted?

Did you learn anything really cool this year?

Did you learn anything about yourself this year?

Is there anything you want to learn more about next year?

Did you keep track of anything this year? If so, how did it go?

Did you have any life milestones this year?

What’s the coolest place you visited in the past year?

Did you see the solar eclipse?

Who is your top animal of the year? (Your pet, a dog you encountered, moo deng, etc.)

What are you most excited for in the upcoming year?

Did you learn how to do anything new this year?

If you could pick one song to describe how your year went, what would it be?

If you could pick one song to set the tone for the new year, what would it be?

What’s the best advice you received this year?

What from the past year are you most grateful for?

Got any plans for New Year’s Eve?

What’s the funniest thing that happened to you this past year?

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Cheeser was bored his dad was super mopey lately and he decided to explore He entered Scott's house and wondered into the kitchen where Scott was making coffee.

The Gambian pouched rat started to rub against Scots ankles looking up at him with love in his eyes it was clear the rat was someone's pet.

Cheeser chose not to talk at first waiting to figure out if Scott was safe.

( @all-hail-cheeser )

Scott looked down as he poured the coffee into the mug. He should’ve stopped pouring when he took his eyes off the mug, but he didn’t. “Ohh!” He’s surprised to see a rat at his feet, but he’s seen crazier show up in his house.

Then he remembered the coffee and managed to stop just when it got to the very tippy top of the mug. “Whew! Boy, that was close.”

He looked down at the rat and could immediately tell he’s someone’s pet. “Hey little guy,” Scott greeted with a wave after setting the coffee pot down. “Where’d you come from?”

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*glomps you* SCOTTIIEEEE YOURE BACK i missed you buddy!- @askazara

*oomph!* Azara! Hi! Good to see you again, I’ve missed you too!

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Welcome back!

Thanks, Anon! Feels good to be back.

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WELCOME BAAAAACK

Thanks, buddy!

So glad to be back! Great picture, by the way!

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Guess who’s back!

I’ve missed you guys! Tell me how your holidays have been going? Tell what what you got, what you ate, whatever you want to tell me!

Or ask me anything! I’d love to chat with you guys!

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((Hey gang! We’re taking a hiatus for the holiday! We’ll be back after Christmas! Love you guys! See you next week!))

((Will still reply to DMs))

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((Hey Ant-Mun! I've got some news on my fanfic that I felt like I should clear up! There has been some change of plans with characters death. Specifically, Wong's as he has been spared in my fanfic! Was unfortunately severely injured, but ultimately okay! -Spider-Man Anon))

((Ooh! Yay!! That’s awesome! I’m genuinely glad to hear this 🥰🥰))

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hey Florida boy, if Cassie had done this what would you do?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DR0qtkVDRM2/

I would think that was so cool and so wild. And wonder what in the world I would do with a flamingo.

That’s very accurately Florida honestly.