#england has control

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This is England; I’m in control of the blog now. You can send me asks instead!

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Can you teach me how to be sarcastic?

Of course!

That’s lesson one.

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so england what are YOUR thoughts on the allies?

America’s annoying, but he’s just a child, really, so it’s mostly forgivable. China’s pretty annoying too; he’s a terrible know-it-all sometimes. Russia’s plain frightening, I can’t say much more. And if God is real, then France was a grave mistake.

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What is America's IQ

In the negative numbers, most likely.

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england! there's a unicorn in my house what do i do?

Ah, finally, my area of expertise! If it’s lost, you should help it find its way home (it will likely show you the way, all you need do is escort it)! If it’s come to stay, though, you should take good care of it! It’s not difficult; practically speaking, it’s much the same as rearing horses! Unicorns are more intelligent, however, and thus require more interaction and conversation. They also like to have freedom to roam in vast forests or fields on their own once in a while. I wish you the best of luck!

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England, there's a fairy following me. Advice?

That’s not good. Move town, fast.

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ouch gotta be careful what you say bout france isnt he like just across the channel?

What’s he going to do? Surrender?

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Why does America write a lot of his letters without the 'u'?

He’s incapable of proper spelling.