How to date a Holmes- Sherlock Holmes.
The flat at 221B Baker Street rarely saw a dull moment. Between Sherlock Holmes's eccentricities and your knack for keeping him on his toes, there was always a spark of life in the air. Married life with the great detective was never ordinary, which suited you just fine.
This morning, however, was quieter than usual. Sherlock was deep into a case, his sharp eyes darting over newspaper clippings and notes pinned to the walls, muttering to himself. You, his beloved wife, sat nearby with a cup of tea, watching his brilliance with equal parts admiration and amusement.
Your moment of peace was interrupted by a knock at the door. It was hurried, almost anxious. You set your tea down and rose, smoothing your dress before opening the door to find none other than Lord Tewkesbury, the Marquess of Basilwether, standing there.
"Lord Tewkesbury," you greeted, surprised. "What a pleasant surprise. Do come in."
He stepped inside, his usually confident demeanor tinged with hesitation. His mop of blond curls looked slightly disheveled, and he clutched a small bouquet of wildflowers.
"I hope I'm not intruding," he began, his voice low.
Sherlock didn't even glance up from his work. "Advice on how not to get yourself killed again? I'd suggest moving to the countryside and becoming a hermit."
"Sherlock," you chided, shooting your husband a look.
Tewkesbury flushed but straightened his posture. His tone turned determined as he turned to you and said, "I'm actually here to get advice from you, Mrs. Holmes."
That caught Sherlock's attention. He glanced up, his sharp gaze flicking from Tewkesbury to the bouquet. "Good grief. You're courting my sister?"
Tewkesbury's blush deepened, but a small smile tugged at his lips. "I'm... trying to. But she's—well, she's a Holmes. And I thought, who better to ask than someone who's successfully married one?"
Sherlock snorted, but you felt a surge of pride. You gestured for Tewkesbury to sit down.
"Enola?" Sherlock muttered, eyeing the flowers. "Of course. Only a Holmes would attract this level of reckless persistence."
"Don't mind him," you said gently. "Tell me, Lord Tewkesbury, what exactly do you need advice about?"
He exhaled, his nerves starting to show. "How to win her over. She's... remarkable, and I don't want to ruin my chances. She's clever, independent, and quite possibly the most fascinating person I've ever met. But I feel like... I don't know how to approach her in the right way."
"Ah," you said with a knowing smile. "You're right that Holmeses are unique. They value intelligence, independence, and a sharp wit. But more than that, they need someone who respects their individuality. Enola is no exception."
Tewkesbury nodded eagerly, hanging on your every word.
"Don't try to smother her," you continued. "She'll run circles around you if you try to control her. Instead, be her partner. Show her that you admire her strength, and don't be afraid to challenge her. Holmeses appreciate someone who can keep up with them."
"Challenge her?" he repeated, frowning slightly.
"Yes, but not in a condescending way," you clarified. "It's about mutual respect. Show her that you value her opinions, even if they differ from yours. And whatever you do, don't underestimate her."
Tewkesbury exhaled slowly, nodding again. "That... makes sense. She's truly extraordinary. I just don't want to mess it up."
Sherlock, who had been listening with a faint smirk, finally chimed in. "The fact that you care enough to seek advice is a good start. But if you hurt her, I'll make sure no one ever finds your body."
"Sherlock," you scolded, though you couldn't entirely suppress your amusement.
Tewkesbury's eyes widened, but he quickly rallied. "Understood. Completely."
You reached over to pat his hand reassuringly. "Don't let him scare you. You're doing fine, Tewkesbury. Just be yourself and let Enola know how you feel. She'll appreciate your honesty."
The young lord offered you a grateful smile. "Thank you, Mrs. Holmes. Truly. You've been very helpful."
As Tewkesbury stood to leave, Sherlock leaned back in his chair, watching him with narrowed eyes. "One last thing," he said. "If you're going to date a Holmes, you'll need to be prepared for danger. Our lives are anything but ordinary."
Tewkesbury squared his shoulders. "I'm not afraid of a little danger."
Sherlock smirked. "Good answer."
After Tewkesbury left, you turned to your husband with a raised eyebrow. "Was the death threat really necessary?"
Sherlock shrugged, a faint smile tugging at his lips. "I have to protect my sister's interests."
You shook your head, laughing softly. "And here I thought you'd be glad she's found someone who adores her."
Sherlock's expression softened, and he reached for your hand. "I suppose I am. Though, to be fair, I still don't understand how you managed to put up with me."
"Easy," you replied, leaning in to kiss his cheek. "I figured out the secret to dating a Holmes a long time ago."
"And what's that?"
You smiled mischievously. "Patience, wit, and a touch of madness."
Sherlock chuckled, pulling you into his arms. "Well, then, it seems Lord Tewkesbury has quite the challenge ahead of him."
And with that, life at 221B Baker Street carried on—full of love, mystery, and, of course, the occasional lesson on how to date a Holmes.




















