#ensigndavis

[ensignfinnclifton]

I realize I was being a shitty girlfriend earlier, so I made mac and cheese....with bacon in it."

I dare you to make my muse happy.

"I dunno if shitty is the word I’d use, but the gesture is definitely appreciated.”

[ensignfinnclifton]

ensigndavis replied to your post:i think i almost accidentally killed myself

WHAT DID YOU DO, CELESTE?

cxptxinrogers replied to your post:i think i almost accidentally killed myself

OMG WHAT ARE YOU OKAY? :O

jackson0frost replied to your post:i think i almost accidentally killed myself

[CELESTE are you okay tho?]

I'm fine! At least I think so

I was trying to unclog the sink so I poured some Drano down in it but Drano smells like crap, y'know, so I was like "Yo, I'm gonna light a candle so it doesn't smell so bad in here" cuz we have an open house tomorrow, and when I lit the match there was kind of a little pop and it smelled really bad for a second and that was about the point that I realized the fumes from Drano are flammable

[ensignfinnclifton]

FINN IS A BRIGHT BALL OF SUNSHINE AND LOVELINESS AND I WISH TO KISS HIS CHEEKS REPEATEDLY! XOXOXO ~ Kris

[ensignfinnclifton]

"Use Dad as a shield?"The boy kept the look of innocence on his face." I swear I didn't mean to. The ball just hit it and it fell over."

Send me anons as my kid.

Sure it did.

"Okay, we’ve got 2 choices here, JJ. Choice 1) You could be a good kid, own up to what you did, and maybe your mom will take pity on you.      

Choice 2) We pick up all the pieces, wrap them up in bubble wrap, stick it in a box and put it in the attack and when your mother discovers it, we pretend like it got crushed during storage.”

[ensignfinnclifton]

"Daddy?" JJ stood in front of his father with an innocent expression on his face, his hands clasped behind his back. "D'ya think mama would be mad if I accidentally broke the flower vase nana gave her?"

Send me anons as my kid.

Man, I really hope this kid grows up to be a better liar.

Finn sighs, carding a hand through his hair, and gives the boy a pointed look, crossing his arms over his chest but keeping his expression light.

"Well, I don’t know, JJ. Is this a ‘What if?’ scenario or a ‘I’m gonna use Dad as a shield’ scenario?"

[ensignfinnclifton]

"What are you going to do with that?" [because psycho Finn makes me happy]

serial killer starters

"Whatever I want."

A pause, a wicked grin as            he twirls the knife between his fingers.

"That’s the beauty of creativity."

[ensignfinnclifton]

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Send ♣ To Get The Muse’s Reaction If They Saw You Naked.

"It’s kinda chilly in here, do you want a sweatshirt or something?"

[ensignfinnclifton]

Why are you looking at me like this is my fault?

"Maybe because it is.”