#enterprise stuff

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I really wish Enterprise had gotten around to the Romulan war, but then again, I'm kind of glad they didn't. Because by the 23rd century, nobody in the Federation knew what Romulans looked like, and imagine a whole series where the heroes and the enemy could never meet face-to-face? What a cocktease, that would be painful.

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Star Trek's argument against genetic engineering is apparently "genetically engineered humans will try to kill everyone."

On a related note, I have never hated Star Trek villains as much as I hate this group of augments. They are thoroughly repugnant, and I hope they all die horribly. (Nobody makes me sit through a slow, horrible death scene and gets to live, damn it.)

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An augment quotes Nietzsche at Archer and Travis

Archer and Travis look at each other like "this fucking guy"

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Awkward family conversations (except with Vulcans)

That concept is way more entertaining than I thought it would be.

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A warning to all people starting Star Trek: Don't start Enterprise with season 3 and then skip half the episodes from that point on, or you'll be like me, staring at the TV wondering where the hell the doe-eyed time Voldemort aliens came from.

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Triannons? No, sorry, you have a nose ridge, you're heavily religious, and you chase after "spheres." You're Bajorans, don't try to pretend otherwise.

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There's a character on Enterprise called Hoshi Sato.

And Korra has a character called Hiroshi Sato.

Hoshi Sato.

Hiroshi Sato.

THAT IS NOT A COINCIDENCE.

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Star Trek: Enterprise has a catcy folky pop tune theme with lyrics.

Nope

Enterprise commentary will be tagged with "enterprise stuff," and hell, all future Star Trek stuff will be tagged as "trek stuff."

(I'm starting with season 3 because I hear 1 and 2 were dismal, suck it haterz)